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Driving Nails

Author: DaleP
ASL Info:    57/M/TX
Elite Ratio:    6.21 - 632 /554 /330
Words: 240
Class/Type: Poetry /Depressed
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Driving Nails

Your cheating heart is driving nails
in the bottom of my shoes.
Your back door ways
have turned my days

into bubbling possum stew.
O, honey why don't you
love me like you did not so long ago.
O, honey I am all broke up.

I feel like I have the flu.
You busted this old heart apart,
when you took off your pantyhose.
Then you showed that city feller

with the spoon stuck up his nose
the pert little dewy petals
of your pretty kitty's pink, pink rose.
Honey I feel like an exhibit at the zoo.

All the neighbors are snickering at me
Because of the things you do.
I'm just like one of Santa's elves,
working without my hard-earned pay.

That city feller gets your lovin
Whiles I'm out a baling hay.
If you are wondering,
where I am at today?

Well I figured out sure enough to say.
This is a game the two of us can play.
So you just go ahead n' sleep tight tonight.
I won't be there to fuss nor start no fight.

I will be enjoying those city sights,
'cause it turns out your city slicker feller.
Is the kind of feller
that likes to while his time away

writing poems
and a getting boned.
By blue country boys
that sashay both ways.

Submitted on 2011-01-02 16:07:32     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  ROFLMAO! Ohhhhh, I did so enjoy this one... truly did.
I have a gay male friend in TN who I sent a gift to this year, along with his new ummmm Significant Other, who is a buddhist it turns out. Since he doesn't do Christmas he was unprepared to gift back, so I was offered any piece of his artwork that he has for sale right now. After seeing it all, I really was troubled/disturbed by it all, especially by one particular painting called "My First Time", and one particular sculpture called "69" ... I sat staring at it for quite awhile before deciding what I wanted was not a piece of art, but to watch these 2 have sex... I mean, I have just GOT to see the mexican mule dance these boys are doing that inspired THIS sh!t that I'm staring at. (I don't think that's a lot to ask, do you? They seemed to disagree...)

Anyhoo.... Yeah. This is a funny write, it has my mind sinking back into the gutter again.... it's funny and all vomit-pink in the gutter, with bright flecks of blue gummy bears peeking out.
| Posted on 2011-01-02 00:00:00 | by Runes | [ Reply to This ]

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