IN SOME CHATROOM, SOMEWHERE....
T: so... you wanna....
A: wanna what?
T: well, we've known each other for about... well... ok i just met you... but im kinda sad in my pants right now...
A: Ohi get it, you want to watch a commedy with your thing...
T: no not that kind of sad. small. thats what i ment, small in my pants...
A: Oh! you want me to get you an air compressor!
T: NO! JEEZE! I WANNA HAVE SEX!
A: Sex? What's that?
T: ......
A: ok fine, i know i shouldent have played innocent with you... due to the title of the chatroom: "Happy Sex of the Cyber Variety" Ok ill do it.
T: Oh k. I pull up to your car in a lambhorghini...
A: that's being pulled by a towtruck...
T: Anyway, i get out of it...
A: and fall flat on your face, because you forgot it was in the air.
T: Then, i come in slowly through the door...
A: in a cast on your neck, because you just got out of the E-R
T: i slowly walk in...
A: because any faster, and you would strain your muslces...
T: and i see you sprawled out on the bed...
A: I'm sleeping.
T: your writhing in expectency
A: I'm having a bad dream.
T: i slowly slide the top of your dress off...
A: of the display dummy....
T: Realizes your playing hard to get...
A: Jumps out of the closet...
T: And accidently runs into and through the window....
A: i land on my feet...
T: On the swiming pool diving board...
A: and gracefully dive into the pool...
T: only to find out, to your horror, that the pool is infested with hungry pheranas.
A: flashes them, to make them happy
T: They all happen to be female, and are all homophobics
A: shit...
T: your dead! hah!
A: ok, i quit. This is stupid.
T: wait! we can start over!
A: ok fine, i flash you, you flash me, we both go home happy.
T: i forgot to tell you... i had a sex change....
A: WHAT?! you LIED to me?!
T: in what sense?
A: arghhh... (throws a brick at the computer moniter) |
Submission Name: Cyber Sex
