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    dots Submission Name: Cyber Sexdots
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    Author: WD20x2
    Elite Ratio:    2.76 - 218/281/73
    Words: 378
    Class/Type: Spoof/Comedy
    Total Views: 2184
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 2195



    Description:
       what did you think? this is my impression of cyber sex...


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    dotsCyber Sexdots
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    IN SOME CHATROOM, SOMEWHERE....
    T: so... you wanna....
    A: wanna what?
    T: well, we've known each other for about... well... ok i just met you... but im kinda sad in my pants right now...
    A: Ohi get it, you want to watch a commedy with your thing...
    T: no not that kind of sad. small. thats what i ment, small in my pants...
    A: Oh! you want me to get you an air compressor!
    T: NO! JEEZE! I WANNA HAVE SEX!
    A: Sex? What's that?
    T: ......
    A: ok fine, i know i shouldent have played innocent with you... due to the title of the chatroom: "Happy Sex of the Cyber Variety" Ok ill do it.
    T: Oh k. I pull up to your car in a lambhorghini...
    A: that's being pulled by a towtruck...
    T: Anyway, i get out of it...
    A: and fall flat on your face, because you forgot it was in the air.
    T: Then, i come in slowly through the door...
    A: in a cast on your neck, because you just got out of the E-R
    T: i slowly walk in...
    A: because any faster, and you would strain your muslces...
    T: and i see you sprawled out on the bed...
    A: I'm sleeping.
    T: your writhing in expectency
    A: I'm having a bad dream.
    T: i slowly slide the top of your dress off...
    A: of the display dummy....
    T: Realizes your playing hard to get...
    A: Jumps out of the closet...
    T: And accidently runs into and through the window....
    A: i land on my feet...
    T: On the swiming pool diving board...
    A: and gracefully dive into the pool...
    T: only to find out, to your horror, that the pool is infested with hungry pheranas.
    A: flashes them, to make them happy
    T: They all happen to be female, and are all homophobics
    A: shit...
    T: your dead! hah!
    A: ok, i quit. This is stupid.
    T: wait! we can start over!
    A: ok fine, i flash you, you flash me, we both go home happy.
    T: i forgot to tell you... i had a sex change....
    A: WHAT?! you LIED to me?!
    T: in what sense?
    A: arghhh... (throws a brick at the computer moniter)




    Submitted on 2004-07-27 17:21:21     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      This is slightly comical. It made my friend wet her panties with excitement. So I added it to my favorites. yay!:) :D :B :L :8 :P :O :K >3 <buttsekz
    LeAnna
    | Posted on 2005-06-11 00:00:00 | by RedRoseofBlood | [ Reply to This ]
      oh, wow... this is hilarious! i like your unique approach on this piece and how your comical view on this topic made it easier to read... very well written! -dandan
    | Posted on 2004-09-19 00:00:00 | by Dandan | [ Reply to This ]
      This was an absolute riot! I had so much fun reading it and trying to see the monitor through laughter's tears. It was so witty and amusing. Thanks for the laugh and the good read. And I like dthe whole "T" & "A" thing...too cute!
    | Posted on 2004-12-29 00:00:00 | by TigerzLady2 | [ Reply to This ]
      Okay that was just [censored] funny. I loved that. I hate when people ask for cyber...I yell and say, "WHORE! I CAN GET SEX IN THE REAL WORLD! I DON'T NEED TO MASERBATE AT A COMPUTER!" Then I laugh so hard I pee and the guy is like, "Loser." And I laugh and laugh... Okay this made me laugh so hard I loved it.
    | Posted on 2004-10-26 00:00:00 | by Cigarette Smoke | [ Reply to This ]
      lol. this is another funny one. i like these. u have some talnet. they're really funny and so true and they've made me laugh.
    | Posted on 2004-08-04 00:00:00 | by deadpoet | [ Reply to This ]
      I agree with Corvus...this WAS the funniest thing I've ever read...but its certainly not what I'd call a poem, or even literature...more like a stand up job...not to say that isn't welcome. A laugh is always welcome as far as I'm concerned. Thanks for this...
    It's hard to spank your monkey when you are too busy enjoying your laughter...cyber sex rules!
    MyX
    | Posted on 2004-07-29 00:00:00 | by MyX | [ Reply to This ]
      That was amusing and entertaining. You covered every angle in that story. I thought it was well written. I laughed one minute and was surprised during the other.
    | Posted on 2004-07-29 00:00:00 | by Cayman | [ Reply to This ]
      that was funny. i thought at first that it was gonna be dirty but oh well. better luck next time right? lol jp take care. majorrisngstar.
    | Posted on 2004-07-27 00:00:00 | by majorrisingstar | [ Reply to This ]
      that's neat. really funny. i saw the word sex in the title and was expecting something quite different. i always found cyber sex funny too. i could never keep a straight face. cool. nice job
    Star
    | Posted on 2004-07-27 00:00:00 | by shootingstar | [ Reply to This ]
      lol i don't have to worry about my mate having a sex change. if she does, i'll just throw a brick a her. why any one wants a xes change is beyond me.
    | Posted on 2004-07-27 00:00:00 | by hotrodruss | [ Reply to This ]
      Haha That made me laugh. . .That's pretty funny, but a little strange. Keep it up alex. ttyl
    | Posted on 2004-07-27 00:00:00 | by Chicool2 | [ Reply to This ]


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