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Bra Humor...


Author: was_i_ever_real
ASL Info:    23 _ f _ tx
Elite Ratio:    8 - 194 /91 /52
Words: 217
Class/Type: Misc /Misc
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Description:


An attempt to escape writers block.


Bra Humor...



One thing that annoys me
is that I can stay up all night
after working a 9 hour shift
at my dead end job,
after going out to breakfast
at midnight with my guy
and arguing the whole time
about how I actually really
am crazy,
after sitting on my couch
with my laptop
reading the poetry of someone
who may or may not actually exist
as the person he portrays
himself to be...
and right when I decide
to crawl into bed,
pull the covers over me,
with one leg sticking out,
my arms wrapped around my
favorite Teddy,
That's the moment
I remember
that I'm still wearing my bra...

and no matter how hard I try
to ignore that fact,
I end up getting out of bed
20 minutes later
to take the damn thing off
because I know that's the only way
I'll be comfortable.
And as soon as it comes off
and I'm ready to lay my head
on my pillow and pass out,
I become inspired to write about this
"taking off my bra adventure"
and immediately roll over
to find a piece of paper and a pen.

Life is funny sometimes.

It's 5 in the morning.

I haven't been able to stop
laughing yet.




Submitted on 2011-01-26 14:12:39     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  i just hate when i do that!!!!
i find it more annoying then funny though...
mabe thats just me?
| Posted on 2011-03-29 00:00:00 | by chiatealover | [ Reply to This ]
  i like the stream of consicousness style..

and the ending...after all that trouble to get "sleep" comfortable...the ideas in my head will not fall asleep---

and then the bra went back on?

this is like a thought that won't let go of us...won't allow us to sleep..maybe some kind of worry...and when we finally come to terms with it...it's still there to deal with...keeping us up a little longer trying to figure out our next move.

love the humor in this...put a smile on my day..

thank you.

jacob
| Posted on 2011-02-28 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
  Elastic never sleeps well with me either, besides, it cuts off the circulation.
| Posted on 2011-01-27 00:00:00 | by Blue Monk | [ Reply to This ]
  
This was great. I just read another poem that wasn't too concerned with "poetry" & just kinda said it how it was, no holding back, this-is-it/what-happened & some [censored] just aint poetic. Some days I'd like to [censored] up whoever invented the bra, though I'm glad we're no longer wearing the cone-shaped ones. Christ. I like the intimate details you put into this. They're highly relatable & not over-dramatized. It's life. & after a long day there's still that damn bra keeping you awake & conformed & uncomfortable, enough to drive you over the edge.
| Posted on 2011-01-27 00:00:00 | by Santi | [ Reply to This ]


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