Bra Humor...
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An attempt to escape writers block.
Bra Humor...
One thing that annoys me is that I can stay up all night after working a 9 hour shift at my dead end job, after going out to breakfast at midnight with my guy and arguing the whole time about how I actually really am crazy, after sitting on my couch with my laptop reading the poetry of someone who may or may not actually exist as the person he portrays himself to be... and right when I decide to crawl into bed, pull the covers over me, with one leg sticking out, my arms wrapped around my favorite Teddy, That's the moment I remember that I'm still wearing my bra... and no matter how hard I try to ignore that fact, I end up getting out of bed 20 minutes later to take the damn thing off because I know that's the only way I'll be comfortable. And as soon as it comes off and I'm ready to lay my head on my pillow and pass out, I become inspired to write about this "taking off my bra adventure" and immediately roll over to find a piece of paper and a pen. Life is funny sometimes. It's 5 in the morning. I haven't been able to stop laughing yet. |
Submitted on 2011-01-26 14:12:39 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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| i just hate when i do that!!!! i find it more annoying then funny though... mabe thats just me? | Posted on 2011-03-29 00:00:00 | by chiatealover | [ Reply to This ] | i like the stream of consicousness style.. | and the ending...after all that trouble to get "sleep" comfortable...the ideas in my head will not fall asleep--- and then the bra went back on? this is like a thought that won't let go of us...won't allow us to sleep..maybe some kind of worry...and when we finally come to terms with it...it's still there to deal with...keeping us up a little longer trying to figure out our next move. love the humor in this...put a smile on my day.. thank you. jacob | Posted on 2011-02-28 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ] | Elastic never sleeps well with me either, besides, it cuts off the circulation. | | Posted on 2011-01-27 00:00:00 | by Blue Monk | [ Reply to This ] | | This was great. I just read another poem that wasn't too concerned with "poetry" & just kinda said it how it was, no holding back, this-is-it/what-happened & some [censored] just aint poetic. Some days I'd like to [censored] up whoever invented the bra, though I'm glad we're no longer wearing the cone-shaped ones. Christ. I like the intimate details you put into this. They're highly relatable & not over-dramatized. It's life. & after a long day there's still that damn bra keeping you awake & conformed & uncomfortable, enough to drive you over the edge. | Posted on 2011-01-27 00:00:00 | by Santi | [ Reply to This ] | |
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