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    dots Submission Name: Is Eating Noodles Bad For You?dots

    Author: wilted_flower
    ASL Info:    22 f uk
    Elite Ratio:    2.94 - 42/56/28
    Words: 150
    Class/Type: Poetry/Satire
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    dotsIs Eating Noodles Bad For You?dots

    Is it really a matter
    Of fatter? Don't batter
    Yourself for this latest regression,
    This newest obsession, this
    Cheap food opression that
    Will only last the duration
    Of this oddest recession.

    Oddest or modest?
    The papers are biased
    To the polititically pious,
    To those who are highest;
    Who can break down the press.
    Yet can you really regress
    The mind of the kind that reads The Sun?

    The Sky is Falling! Immigration Apalling!
    The EU is Stalling! Satan is Calling!
    And the most galling of all;
    Noodles are Mauling Their Eaters!
    Squirming to clutch at the beaters,
    Stopping them dead, infesting the head
    Of these now zombie creatures.

    Is it really a matter
    Of fatter? Don't batter yourself
    For this latest admission,
    This new coalition, this
    Hybrid creation,
    That won't last the duration
    Once there's a final solution.

    Submitted on 2011-02-08 18:29:04     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      loved it! its a funny insight on the recession and the crazy things people are doing. good write
    | Posted on 2011-02-09 00:00:00 | by scardnscared | [ Reply to This ]
      Lol! Reminds me of the late commercials where the food batters the eater!

    This is lighthearted and gives one a smile!
    | Posted on 2011-02-09 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ]

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