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Betcha fuck in pentameters,
Trochee-thrusts and iam-beaters
Every hard-on written out
just like you were going down
Not one instinct Animal.
Balancing 'twixt squalls and quells
Trill-less, thrill-less, as ill-fated
as the chicks you've punctuated.
| taking things extremely too far in|
this is true. most of the times i shoot for exclimations but i end up sentanced with misplaced comma's. it's a terrible shame because i work out all the angles and tell them that my god complex gives them reason to scream over my syntax. i try to do poetic inversion but i can hardly stimulate a semi-colon. so usually i end up non punctual with a paragraph of ass-worded alliterations. and it's not so much i'm stuck in tetra-movements with my number two pencil gone limp, it's just that i can only work out a hiaku or two when most members are looking for an epic. well at least i can study fraudean psychology at the end, cuz everytime i get horny my christ complex thinks i'm the anti-christ again. fucking social security number had to make that permanent, so this technical web is just about all that's left. part of me thinks since i have a small ego i should apply for a position in the government and validate my perception by hiring writers to supply me with more manipulative rhetoric, but to tell the truth my main goal would be to fuck sarah palin in the ass bent over the table of the oval office so that i could get her impeached and be a celebrity for 27 seconds. i mean that part metaphorically/naturally i don't care about the publicity the 27 seven seconds is all the longer it would take before the writers in my head feel better about the series of misortunate lack of coincident. now i feel so dizzy that i'm not sure how much of this was knot meant. but hey if it's anal syllabus counting that makes you think metered men can't supply lily-typed beauties with orgasmic experiencings then just think polyrythmic poundings.
now that's what i call a fucked up theme
i'm fairly sure if you're offended by this it will entertain the masses stuck on this one page of the internet. congradulate-shuns and play it like shallow so the swallows will teach us how to murder like the crows that call it secular to group together feathered anomalies. we'll drink obscuro-tea and say that we're experimenting scientifically in two forms of denile enough to have us river swept in two seperate definitions of what it is to be without coincident. you'll scream at me and say i'm trying too hard but i'll cry like it's a thought out process and you can refuse to hit me everytime i study massocism and we'll call it the sadest of conclusions with asterisk delusions and electric wire veins where our souls don't know anything but lacking the lust of definition. we'll speculate holy ghosts and laugh when we remember the definition of meta-physics. and everytime we come we could cry about the guilt that comes or scream out its JUST a gene in us.
and as usual, i have no clue what i really mean anymore. bring on the therapists.
|| Posted on 2011-08-16 00:00:00 | by cornonthekob | [ Reply to This ] || "syllabus" and "clitoris"|
yes, good match...i have to be careful not to give my students the wrong one..."syllabus" that is...not the "masturbation" one...lol
|| Posted on 2011-05-28 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ] || Ah yes! This is the good stuff right here! This piece is like a sweet aroma to me that just reminds me of the unique style you manage to apply so uniquely in so many different ways in different pieces, they are like tethers of chaos to the layman but to the knowing eye there is a pattern and a special flavor that you manage to release so well. Its like fine food but only better because you can read it again and again. I have to say I like it :)||| Posted on 2011-05-26 00:00:00 | by Clayman | [ Reply to This ] || One word: Impressive.|
Need I say more? I think not.
|| Posted on 2011-05-23 00:00:00 | by Poehemian | [ Reply to This ] || lyrically speaking, |
|| Posted on 2011-05-22 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ] || I'd hate to have you mad at me . Gosh but you can be so cynical and caustic . I mean this in a good way . I enjoy your satire . |
|| Posted on 2011-05-22 00:00:00 | by monad | [ Reply to This ] |