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Limericks for la Profesaro Roberts

Author: Runes
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Limericks for la Profesaro Roberts

Hola, mi llamos es Jen;
pasatiempo? mi suenos los men.
So you're not getting lucky
if you're trying to fuck me,

Mi atencion is as it should be...
enfocar en escuela, comprende???
I spent muy big dime,
so stop wasting my time,
or I'll stomp you like pinata sin candy!

Submitted on 2011-06-05 15:48:44     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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Que cabron!

Maybe he has a thing for chicks that speak broken spanish? Which I'm guessing would be every female in the room. Hm. If this is true, you could say something so horrendously vulgar & confusing that he's repelled for all time, unless he's one of those kinky professors.

Try saying "Me cago en la madre que te pario" which translates to "I [censored] on the mother who gave birth to you." Apparently, Spaniards insult you by [censored]ting on you. You could also say "me cago en tus muertos" which is the same thing only "on your dead relatives". A little weird, but enough to make a person stop & go "whhhhaat?"

But if that's not your thing, there's always "tu eres la venida que tu madre se olvido de tragar" or "you're the cum your mama forgot to swallow" & the simple "hijo de puta".

I swear other languages are far more colorful in their insults than english.


That aside, and the fact that these kind of situations piss me off, I got a kick out of these. The spanglish, the "stomp you like pinata sin candy". Made me giggle & hope that you do, really really hope you do.
| Posted on 2011-06-06 00:00:00 | by Santi | [ Reply to This ]
  i can actually read most of this...
ha ha...too funny---good vent --

her lack of getting back to mierda...

cingas tu la senora teacher.

from el pupila...

okay i made some of those words up....this made me chuckle...has to be frustrating what is going on with that classo

| Posted on 2011-06-05 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]

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