I was at @#$^$# (due to the FCC, and modern courts and stuff, i cannot reveal the name of the theme park) last summer.
It was really cool! fun rides, family-oriented stuff, and stuff (im making them regret not letting me tell their name) and it is the best place on earth. Much like the Garden Of Eden. Except, there werent people prancing about in the nude.
Ok, getting to the story: i was in line for a rollercoaster, when i saw this sign:
"Ladies, for modesty, please, no bikini tops on this ride"
My first thoughts included:
-Well, what about thong bottoms?
-Oh, you want them to take them off?
-And, the most disturbing: "You would rather have MEN wearing bikini tops on here?!"
Now, what kind of sick perverts would entice big, hairy, apelike men to change from normal tops, into bikinis, just for the sake of grossing people out? (i know, now instead of talking good about them, im talking like certain anti [insert major religion] presidents. Now, i want you to picture this in your mind. PS: i will not pay any psiciatry bills:
-A roller coaster
-People riding it.
-The most notable, being the Pope... and he has white hairs sticking all over the place, around his Wicked Weasil polkadotted bikini.
I'll bet you'll never go to a major theme park again! hehe... |
Submission Name: True Story
