Cephalopods make great lovers
and you can eat them with butter
when you are through.
O' blue sea lover true
you can eat them with butter
those tentacle suckered lovers.
After itís all finished itís not over
because a famished lover gets to cover
I say simply smother, your slippery lover.
That wriggly deep dark secret slather
It in butter. Donít hide undercover.
Just feast upon the cuddled beast.
Then go find another
I promise not to tell.
Oh hell, if Cephy has a friend
then itís doubles count me in.