I've got a gun, so you need a gun.
You've got a gun, so I need a gun.
If shit hits the fan and the police don't come,
we'll handle it by ourselves with our own guns.
I have a gun, but when I pull the trigger
it only fires once, so I need something bigger
in case I'm attacked, because what if some nigger
decides to break in on me? Yeah, I need bigger...
But if you have two guns, then I might need three
just in case you keep on firing at me.
If my bullets run out, where on earth will I be?
So if you have two guns, I'd better get three...
And just in case you get three, too, I'll need four,
and maybe a rifle to prop near the door.
Some burglars knock first, then they kick in the door;
better safe than sorry, that's what guns are for.
A gun for my purse, maybe one for each room...
A gun to bring peace and protection, a tool
to keep me safe from all the rapists and fools
who think I'm a victim to use and abuse.
I've got a gun, so you've got a gun.
You've got a gun, so I've got a gun.
We can be friends, we can even have fun
but how can I trust you if you've got a gun?