Just what i needed SKit -------------------------------------------
Idea for skit
Person calls hotline depressed and ready to kill themselves
Ghetto person answers and instructs them step by step to smoke weed.
Depressed guy (DG): I've lost everything my kids wife girlfriend and job. I can't take it and i'm going to end it all.
HOtline girl: Wait before you do where are you located?
DG: I'm by fourth and main
HG: I know i great therapist who hangs aorund the 7/11 on 6th and main go see him and he'll prescribe great medicine
DG: that sounds kind of shady
HG: trust me
he hops in his car and drives over to the 7/11 and finds marcus
HG: hand the phone to marcus
He does and they talk for a minute and marcus hands the phone over and procedes to light up a joint
HG: now grab the medicine from marcus bring it to your lips inhale deeply hold it think happy thoughts you thinkion happy thoughts? Exhale. How do you feel?
DG: fantastic man
HG: i know marcus gots that good shit
DG: like fuck that bitch she was getiing fat anyways and those kids were always screamin i will need a job though.
HG: utilize the medication again sir
He takes another hit
DG: man fuck that job this is the vacation i've bene looking for. Thanks ma'am this is just what i needed