Sounds like you've been observing the steep deep jeep reap heap, the creep leap seep. I advise you steep some tea in your castle's keep and try to make THEM weep instead. Gripe hype, ripe stripe type swipe, don't let them hit you with that pipe.
All kidding aside I like the simplicity of this but it's nothing a little snotty couldn't cure. Or so I like to civilized think.