OMG[oh my god] I here you say,
WTF[what the f**k] is with all the acronyms?
AIUI[as I understand it] its the modern way.
ISTM[it seems to me] a foriegn tongue,
WTH[what the hell] does it all mean?
IMHO[in my humble opinion] its english gone wrong.
FUBAR[f***ed up beyond all recognition] in fact,
IDGI[I don't get it] this new vocab.
IC[I see] now I totally lack.
OBTW[Oh, by the way] its not lack, its I fail,
SCNR[sorry, could not resist] totally random,
RTFM[Read the f***ing manual] maybe then I can prevail.
GOK[God only knows] who can help,
ATM[at the moment] I suffer alone,
NFI[no f***ing idea] I suddenly yelp.
IWBNI[it would be nice if] I had some clue,
IS[I’m sorry] for my poor attempt,
HHIS[hanging head in shame] this is all so new.
SETE[smiling ear to ear] I kindly then say to you,
HOAS[hold on a sec] I can assist,
FWIW[for whatever its worth] it took me time too.
ICOCBW[I could of course be wrong] but with practise,
IME[in my experience] it gets easier
UR[you are] not completely cactus.