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Something that tastes of chocolate
But like potato chips has that satisfying crunch
And
Needs to be a chewable
And
Chilli
Filled with nutzzz
With coconut and tomato
A hint of Basil and Oregano
Then cheese

Yes cheeezzzye cheese

While honey floats on a cracker tease
With pickle
The flavour flood of sudden seafood
Which reminds you of chicken
Beef and mustard sandwich
On a cucumber slice

With strawberryzzz
Yes and vol-au-vent rattlesnake mushroom pastries
A Sinsemilla munchie binge
The one packet fills all
Mouthful
Solutionzzz

A Sunday roast parsnip
Of an English breakfast
And buttered garlic with escargot
In a little flak jacketzzz of culinary explosions
An’ taste bud demolitions

Bake bean and banana tuna salads
Apricot waffle and frogs legs soufflé
All smoked in a pheasant
In one pop open packet of crunchable delight
With ice cream
And pistachio hundreds and thousands chipzzz
Whiff of mint in a fresh fish market
Fifteen year old single malt whisky
Partially laced and alcoholic
And sends you on a psilocybin trip

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