Useful Annotations
(humor is everywhere)
….
…….
Boredom!
Behind an opaque pair of foster grants
Atop a 5 speed Diamond Back
In front of a vinyl wolf pack back sack
Beneath a thick black skull cap
Cheap humor is everywhere.
Teasing me mercilessly
In every dimension of living
Through killing time in infinity!
….
…….Yes!
Like a young man
that says “wow” while receiving head.
Or an older man
that moves his lips when reading a stop sign.
Even a woman
pushing a grocery cart of vegetables
with lamb shanks hanging from her elbows
The greasy haired middle aged men
that never forfeit an opportunity
to exhibit their indiscriminate pursuit of women
Or the muscle head mutant men
bulging in the mirror
clamoring at themselves
as they swing their dead weights around
Among the obese on treadmills
trying to walk off their mortality
And enough health charts
to keep an entire city fed for a week.
Like every mouth in the magazine ads chanting repeatedly
“Do you want to fuck me?”
“Do you want to fuck me?”
As the rest of us dance to the mendacious melodies
In our automobiles
As we drive past billboards that keep us drunk and jealous.
Ride through outlets to the simple squire square deals.
….
…..AH HA!
I followed the vines
and skulls
on a hideously skinny man’s forearm,
all the way into his pudgy girlfriend’s dimpled loins
where his hand was firmly wedged.
....picture this
……imagine that
the two of them to head home soon,
put on Pretty Hate Machine
and fuck in missionary for 15 minutes
or until she goes numb or belches,
or he can no longer keep hard
while sustaining the stench of her gonorrhea
or tolerate the unsightly warts in her shaven pelvic region.
Its no wonder the birds shit on our automobiles.
I don’t need a hall pass
to walk these corridors of public mass
When I am surrounded
by paper silhouettes of automatic belly wigglers
and the superficialities of generalities
behind fucking up and getting grounded.
The humor in you
is more than you can shake your rectal thermometer at.
I am just another craft in this cardboard cutout world.
There are no exceptions, and that’s what I’ve found
The cheap absurdity in all of us, makes it all go ‘round
MBE 08-03-04
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Submission Name: Useful Annotations
