You stepped in dog crap?
Oh man, I'm so sorry.
Coach made you do an extra lap?
That sucks, I feel you.
Got of the wrong side of the bed?
Don't worry, it'll be fine.
Hammers pounding in your head?
Let me take care of you.
Why am I doing everything wrong?
I'm not, you just had a bad day.
You don't feel like you belong?
I'm not acting any different.
I used up all the tissues?
No I didn't, you used the last of them.
What exactly is my issue?
You know what, you are. I'm done.