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    dots Submission Name: Random Acts and Random Factsdots

    Author: Wonderwords
    Elite Ratio:    2.13 - 15/24/25
    Words: 163
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
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       A poem to amuse

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    Random Acts and Random Facts

    Bill was drowning in a rip tide off Cape Cod,
    When his life was saved by a Republican bod,
    Triple barrel J. Fife Smyington III!

    On this rescue day the Stars and Stripes
    Had no political hue,
    But fate would later unite these two lucky swimmers,
    And J Fife would learn to cook cordon blue dinners.

    While governor of Arizona J. Fife found himself
    In financial hot water, bank and wire fraud charges,
    When Clinton with magnanimous largess,
    Pardoned the Governor, who was blessed,
    All charges dropped, and extricated from financial mess,
    Which only goes to show, it is not what you do,
    But who you know!
    But that was all before the sighting of the UFO,
    In the dark Arizona night, he saw the Phoenix lights,
    Aliens who circled round, but did not touch the ground,
    Because there was nowhere to land the craft,
    Which was symmetrical fore and aft.

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