Fox in locks
Cat in a box
Pigs and wigs with fancy eye socks
Come to the great animal hearing
Which the bulls and pugs and dogs
With the tick-tock locks appearing
Mugs and bugs and clugs come nearing
Fancy fairies, supernannies
Come to greet the frats and frannies
Beetle Buttles, pigs in bottles
Come to join the great big muddle
And while the buttle beetles bottled by the pigs in bottles battle, the pretentious super nannies with their fanning fanny fannies face the fancy eye-socked shock jocks followed by the feuding foxes tick-tock locked with cats in bursting boxes.
And to this great big pritter-pratter comes along some lion chatter…
And the lion chatter lingers over lions who are leery of a lengthy lavatory luncheon launched by lazy lizards lurching by their liver lunching surgeon station stuck in such supreme anticipation as to make the antelopes annul their anxious animation aggravated by the egregious egging on of eloping elephants in elegant elevation of their egg-shaped ears which nefariously note their naking nemeses, the lingering lions’ lingering lion chitter-chatter pritter-pratter bitter batter bottle-buttle-muddle scuttle.
AND to this great muddle comes along a puddle duddle buddle,
Who, as it becomes apparent to all pertaining to the pritter-pratter-bitter-batter-battle-buttle-muddle-scuttle, was the sole instigator of this whole bitter-battle-between-buttle-beetles-pegged-in-bottled-bats-by-cats-and-foxes-fox-in-loxes-fancy-fanning-fanny-foxes-supernanny-mugs-and-oxes-bugs-and-clugs-in-pugs-and-tannerwugs-on-boxes-tagged-by-battling-chicks-with-lockses-stockses-clugs-scugs-and-joxes-with-fancy-eye-socks-on-their-hawkses-battling-lingering-lion-chitter-chatter-over-lavatory-wizzards’-egg-shaped-gizzards-making-blizzards-mizzards-kizzards-and-drizzards-on-their-lizzards’-pritter-pratter-middle-muddle-noodle-boodle-poodle-coodle-puddle-muddle-duddle-buddle-scitter-scatter-twitter-twatter-priddle-praddle-muddle-duddle-scuttle!
But as soon as he appeared, the puddle duddle buddle jumped into the raging puddle-muddle and was never seen aguddle…