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Merry fuck you santa

Author: distortedcloud
ASL Info:    25/M/London
Elite Ratio:    6.34 - 6 /8 /7
Words: 69
Class/Type: Random Thoughts /Comedy
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festive nonsense

Merry fuck you santa

Codeine and dark rum shots
severed arms from my last victim,
jacking me off.
Stomach acid in my spit,
eradicating silicone expanding tits.
The faces of pricks takes form in my shit,
ripping out Barbies blonde ass hair
while I make her do the splits.
I am satans gift to the kids,
father christmas gave me coal
so I gave his wife my dick.

Submitted on 2015-01-10 14:50:38     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  Very festive. Not the usual genre I read, but definitely had an interesting connotation behind your writing.
| Posted on 2015-01-12 00:00:00 | by riverrei | [ Reply to This ]

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