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At the beginning God created a metaphor;
And then He said â€œLet there be lightâ€
And thus Mozart was created.
Mozart felt too lonely.
Then God made a woman from Mozartâ€™s piano
And named her Monica Bellucci
Bellucci made love to Mozart
And thus music was born.