This feels tongue-in-cheek. Sarcastic and sassy, like a comedian's dialogue that is really a commentary on humanity thinly veiled by humor. Some of your turns of phrase are interesting; "selfie important" kind of gave me a chuckle. But yes it is a sad condition of the world we collectively find ourselves in. Mindless frittering from one post to another, one subject to another. It is a whole lot of breadth without any depth. And you're right. It's a wonder more people aren't totally bored with it.