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    dots Submission Name: Attack of the Nerdsdots

    Author: cuddledumplin
    ASL Info:    36/ f/UK
    Elite Ratio:    4.08 - 6269/5927/526
    Words: 136
    Class/Type: Prose/Misc
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    dotsAttack of the Nerdsdots

    Maybe we'll beat you with our flutes, cut you with our braces, or hold our glasses up to the sun and burn you. We've been seething for years, but you'll not get off so easily, and who wouldn't expect wallflowers to be off the wall? We've been working on secret weapons in our lab: Our dew will dissolve you, and we can shoot pollen and put out your eyes. Oh, stupid boy, all we wanted was a prom date, and though you're dumb and boring, your rear end is a work of art. We're going to clone you, but the original will be a sex slave for our exalted leader. You'll curse the day you called her a hideous nerd, for brain beats brawn, and you aren't very brawny anyway.

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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh this makes me want to be a wallpaper fairy with rhinestone-sparkling horn-rims, just mixing up chemistry formulas in my head while Mr. Ego-Body lies strapped down on the gym floor with a ball-gag in his mouth, DNA-extracted and fearing the next bolt of lightning that will bring his cells to molecular life... Good one, girl! WTG, oldie-but-goodie in this retrieval!
    | Posted on 2011-08-27 00:00:00 | by Runes | [ Reply to This ]
      i love this piece...

    and as Forrest Gump would say,
    "and that's all i have to say about that"
    | Posted on 2011-08-27 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
      "and you aren't very brawny anyway." HAHA! that's great!

    Oh yes, glorious Nerds will rule the world, Projectiles shooting Protracters and X-ray Glasses will exterminate all the brawny rodents on the Earth. We'll be left with a smart intelligent race of enviornmental friendly people. Who aren't very coordinated, but that's ok. The robots will be... Right? That is our hope for the future.

    LOL I LOVE THIS! man, this is creative, and funny, funny, funny. It's short, but that doesn't take away from it at all. True talent right there.
    | Posted on 2004-09-20 00:00:00 | by DewdropMartini | [ Reply to This ]
      All brawn rots in the final analysis anyhow. Exalted leader of nerds, I am impressed. What are you going to do with that sex slave though? I have not read many prose poems, but this one seems to do justice to the notion that such forms exist. Good one.
    | Posted on 2004-09-20 00:00:00 | by Lelik | [ Reply to This ]
      Hee hee, I love this. Very nice. It seems so cynical and bitter, but it's extremely funny at the same time. Only three more days of braces for me! Woohoo.

    | Posted on 2004-09-19 00:00:00 | by emo-tastic | [ Reply to This ]
      lol.. classic opening line.. 'maybe we'll beat you with our flutes'.. i love this. great little piece of flash fiction here.. i love it Amy
    | Posted on 2004-09-19 00:00:00 | by girlinthephoto | [ Reply to This ]
      this was funny. my favourite part were the lines
    "We've been working on secret weapons in our lab: Our dew will dissolve you, and we can shoot pollen and put out your eyes."
    mostly those nerds or shy people are the ones who are more successful later on in life. they accomplish more. so your attack is not so far off track. but instead of beating somebody up they are just more successful.
    | Posted on 2004-09-18 00:00:00 | by eve1684 | [ Reply to This ]
      I thought I was reading a short story but it did turn into a crazy nutty piece of verse that was fun and funny. I better read some more of your work. Brains and looks a dangerous combination.
    | Posted on 2004-09-18 00:00:00 | by dmm | [ Reply to This ]
      ha! ha!...i know a few people who can feel what your saying...i think this is funny and good. . hope you have a good weekend
    | Posted on 2004-09-24 00:00:00 | by 3TOMANY | [ Reply to This ]

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