I was walking and talking down the street
Suddenly I felt something bearing down on my feet
Looking down at concrete
I saw a turtle wearing a girdle; In it’s mouth a receipt
It said “hear is your receipt sir, for the groceries you bought earlier today, with the money that was stolen from the offering plate, while Reverend Hilks drank a glass of milk and prayed that one day every sinner would become a saint.”
I tried to explain “ I said “listen here turtle Reverend Hilks is corrupt
Yesterday I saw he and miss Daisy
Enter a motel with handcuffs”
Well, the turtle called my bluff and shrieked “It’s a lie”
He tucked his head in his shell
I started to cry
I couldn’t believe I was outwitted by a turtle, especially not one wearing a girdle
So I picked up the turtle and put it in my backpack
In between my shoes and an old hacky sac
Stuffed with beans
Full of holes
Resembling a screen door
Unable to close
My eyes
The sun shining brightly over head
Hanging over in sheets; lucid dream’s of last night’s bed
I trip
Falling over a Bush Cheney sign
Mouth full of magic mushrooms
I mush them into moments
Swallowing stems of psylobins and their cap components
My backpack opens
The turtle walks out
The sprinklers turn on the lawn
It starts spawning like a trout
Soon grass begins to grow in places where it shouldn’t
My hair turns to grass
My hand become wooden
Cotton crowds my mouth
Shoving my teeth aside
Soured by the bitter taste my tongue decides to hide
I stand up and brush myself off
Coughing out tiny rainbows
Combing through my grassy hair
I shake grains of dirty prose
“Spare me your introductions” I say to a black squirrel passing by
He shook his head and hurled an acorn at my eye,
Luckily I dodged it and he ran up a tree
Only after challenging me to a spelling be
He said spell “epileptic”
“As in the seizure of the day? I ask
I spelled it,
Tied my tennis shoes, sipping vodka from a flask
I ask myself “who am I?”
“Who?” an owl echoes back
I try to find my tongue so that I can react
My tongue has gone back to hiding
In the bottom of my mouth
Rolling like a marble
Thoughts migrate south
It’s time to go to sleep now
Crimson sun is setting overhead
So I climb on into lucid dreams of last nights bed
Head against my pillow
Billowy white clouds
I finally close my eyes
Invoking a black burial shroud |