Here's the story, of a man named Robbie
who was being driven insane by the world.
Pride was broken -- pushed into a corner,
watch as his soul unfurls.
Here's the story, of a pill named Roofies,
"Rohypnol" in the television shows.
The best sedative and narcotic for
every girl you know.
Till the one day when the Roofies met ole' Robbie,
and he took this little bottle out for lunch;
dropped two pills inside a Jack and Pepsi,
and looked for some perky boobs to touch!
Some boobs to touch, some boobs to touch,
that's how Roofie and me found some boobs to touch.