Oh My Gawd!
Today is like sooo friggin horrible
Look at my butt, it looks like so huge in these jeans
And then I lost the shoelaces to my sandals
I couldn't find the keys to my porsche
Then I remembered I had put them in my Louis Vuitton bag
It just kept getting worse!
By the time I got to second period
I couldn't even remeber where I put my pencil
And then my best friend told me it was in my hand
I felt soooo silly!
I forget everything
Like this one time I forgot that the cheerleading squad was wearing baby pink
And I wore...pink. just pink. no baby pink.
I. Was. Humilitated.
I spent all of lunch searching for my tic tacs
By the time lunch ended I still hadn't found them
I ended up finding them in 6th period
I was so hungry I ate two
I felt like such a heffer!
Of course I had to run to the bathroom and 'dispose' of them immediately
That was 10 calories I was not about to have resting on my hips
I was so stressed by the time I finally made it home
I could barely go down on my boyfriend - he's the football captain *squeal* :)
I don't remember ever being that upset!
Oh well, the profloft is kicking in now
I have some nerds to IM
I can't let my 'A's fail me now!
I know what you're thinking:
If I don't do the work, how can I pass the tests,
Here's the thing, I don't have to worry
I tell my teachers that my homework proves my intelligence
There's no need to waste either of our time with the silly tests
Of course I tell them all of this while we're in bed together
But that's totally irrelevant!
Anyway, my other boyfriend- he's basketball captain *squeal* :)
Well, he's on his way over