Cocktail Of Crap -------------------------------------------
There once was a man named Blair
Who had his arse pushed in the air
"Bush i need you loving"
So Bush got to shoving"
How they do make a lovely Pair.
Oh Bush and Blair in bed one day
Blair asked Bush "What do i say"
Bush thought and thought
His empty head was wrought
Lets just start a war and call it a day.
So Bush and Blair Blew up a country
Starting the fight of the centary
Then Micheal Moore Came along
Caught Mr. Bush in pink'n'blue thong
I'm rich he thought hurray hurray.
So Micheal Moore tried to look good
By telling lies and consuming food
He got a sad mom on
to talk bout' her dead son
She burst into tears over her brood.
So theyre all arseholes anyway
Will they give up? I doubt they may
Because the moneys in the oil
Bush's pants are starting to soil
He's impressed his dad Wah Hay!
this was lovely lovely made my day.. i dont write much in the way of political.. i throw in a [censored] the government every now and again but thats about all. its because they make me so damn angry then i get agitated and trip over my words and shoelaces.. but this is funny..
I can't stand politicians, can't tell who is a friend or foe. I enjoyed your poem, was very entertaining. I just watched Farenheit 9/11, guess i need to watch the Farenhype...haha
Ha this was terrible clever and very funny, the title was really cool, made me read it in the first place and I have found that I like your stuff, we have similar ideas about politics. I liked the second stanza the best.Funny stuff.
Its very good but very political. I don't really agree with your view on the Bush and Blair situation but the poem is ace all the same. I liked the rhyming and the flow.
Submission Name: Cocktail Of Crap
