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Am Not!

Author: jer
ASL Info:    29/M/Detroit
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I don't know, it's not autobiographical... so I'm not a TOTAL heel... the idea just amused me when a friend was caught cheating that, of all names to throw around, that seemed the least appropriate at the time. Maybe I'm just a closet misogynist.

Am Not!

you are a real cock-sucker
she shouted at me, slamming the door
a post-script to catching me
in flagrante delicto
enjoying the carnal company
of a woman who is not she

such name calling, leaving me hurt and confused

the fact that i do not suck cock
is what finds me sharing this bed
with this woman, at this moment

perhaps it was this young lady
that she was referring to

Submitted on 2005-01-24 16:57:05     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  so in reply to are not.... I woould have to say are too!!!!!! kind of childish but the funniness of the situat ion and the thoughts shared about it seem to deserve the Are too comment!!!!!!!!1
| Posted on 2005-01-31 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ]
  good for her, said her peice and walked out the door.. no name calling for the woman... cock sucker, the possition not somuch the action maybe!!!!!!! But to get caught like that, is to be deserving of all names.....
| Posted on 2005-01-31 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ]
  this was so funny to me. is that bad? im a woman and women can be CRAZY when they want to! the BEST way to respond is to be a smart ass! well done!
| Posted on 2005-01-27 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
  as i read this a small amused twisted smile creeped across my lips.
that must mean that this peice was a success!
Bravo, cock sucker!
but I don't condone hatred of women
what is there to hate about us?

| Posted on 2005-01-26 00:00:00 | by Rubi_Roja | [ Reply to This ]
  Ok i already wrote this message once but then i hit a wrong button and it disapeared...i think. Anyways this is so you, always a smart ass! and are you sure this isnt autobiographical? You can get honest, we'll still love you.
| Posted on 2005-01-26 00:00:00 | by Ann | [ Reply to This ]
  Thys for seriously cracked me up! So much funny! And so tru. She could have called him a “fu<ker” but oh, wait- lol! ...cock-sucker... must have been talking to her... geeze... I wish it had happened to me... Lolfull!
Peace, love and cocaine whores- ~#6-
| Posted on 2005-01-24 00:00:00 | by Six_Grey | [ Reply to This ]
  To be a misogynist is having an irrational dislike and/or hatred toward women.
Of course, I can't just submit that, because the good programming at eliteskills thinks that this is complimentary... blah blah blah
| Posted on 2005-01-24 00:00:00 | by jer | [ Reply to This ]
  this one made me laugh whoever it happened to! but I have to empathize with the girl who caught him, because after all, she's the one who's most hurt in all this. but I really enjoyed your perspective in this poem as an objective observer so to speak. very good.
| Posted on 2005-01-24 00:00:00 | by sierramuse8 | [ Reply to This ]
  first of all what the hell is a "misogynist" second of all, i don't really understand this one. is is about a relationship, they had a fight so he/she went out and cheated on the other only to question why they are laying in the bed still? a little confusing, let me know if i got it.***
| Posted on 2005-01-24 00:00:00 | by _winky_ | [ Reply to This ]
  hehe...i missed this one when you posted it...very hilarious...i love the thoughts of the person being caught and how its written from his prospective...of confusion...and the cock sucker part is great...because i recall myself calling my ex a cock sucker a few times...though in fact he was cheating on me with woman...and even though at the time this wouldn't of come off funny to me it does now...just because...i don't know i haven't had coffee so i sound like a rambling moron...i just like has my weird humor...i guess thats why...and i love the stuff that you think up...purps
| Posted on 2005-03-01 00:00:00 | by purplesun24 | [ Reply to This ]
  Lol, this is excellent man. Excellent! I'm gonna add it to the faves right away.
The only bad thing about it is that now I wish I had thought of writing something like that first.
| Posted on 2005-01-25 00:00:00 | by the apocrypha | [ Reply to This ]

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