Sour faced love struck Jane,
took a long walk one day, down CandyCane lane.
It was there she found two-faced Joe,
and he told her something she didn't know.
He said "sex is good and won't make you look so sour"
So they made love for the next half hour.
Once they were done she had a big smile,
"What I liked best was the doggy syle."
8 months and 22 days later,
she had a little girl named Taylor.
All her life she told her to stay away
from CandyCane lane, so she don't get pregnant one day.
Then sweet sour little Taylor,
met a boy named Jason Mayor.
He did her hard.
In the backseat of his car
And the cycle lives on.....on CandyCane lane.