I believe I'm stuck.
Stuck in this unoriginal fairy tale.
Seems to me, that I've been dubbed Prince
but Cinderella is no where to be found.
Sleeping Beauty is up and running around
Snow White actually stayed dead this time.
Rapunzel asked me to try again after she washes her hair,
which should be about a week,
and Lord knows where Jasmine went to.
Ariel lives underwater, not goin there
Alice decided to stay home
no more trips for her.
She always seems to get lost.
So.
Hear I am.
A Prince and no Maiden.
What kind of story is that?
It seems everyone missed out.
I think they'll be pleasantly suprised
when I become one of them
and steal the nads of all the menfolks.
Who'll be on top then?
Yeah... thats right. Mr. Charming.
That's who.
So, if any gals see the Prince surrounded
by all the girls
and all the townsmen are sad,
- - for no reason - -
I'll be the only one there to pick you up.
So how can you refuse me now?
I've done nothing wrong.
I've just 'charmed' my way into your heart.
Haha.
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Submission Name: The Evil Prince Charming
