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    dots Submission Name: "SKIN FLIX"dots

    Author: LameMansTerms
    ASL Info:    36/M/Hermosa Beach, Ca
    Elite Ratio:    4.31 - 713/1012/165
    Words: 192
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 659
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       it is what it is -and thats all that it is!~L.t

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    dots"SKIN FLIX"dots

    Where does the time go,
    as my hands move into my pants real slow.
    I'm home,
    but never alone,
    my hands, my biggest fans
    when a favorite is shown.
    Grab a beer, take a sip,
    take my pants off,
    & look at some tits.
    Extacy thrives
    it comes alive,
    so do I once or twice.
    Maybe not at all but no one minds.
    Pros there to employ
    their very raw talents,
    for you to enjoy.
    BLUE, it's all because of you
    Whenever the wife
    wouldn't give it up at night
    I'd roll over, turn on a flick,
    and turn off the light,
    cause it's alright.
    you avoided a fight.
    It is open to interpretation,
    but my ejaculation
    doesn't need a conversation
    Call me "master bation"
    This is where it ends.
    Till I rewind and watch it again.
    Next time maybe slo mo-
    Dont hate the video player
    Hate the game
    it's just a porno...

    L A M E M A S T E R M S

    Submitted on 2005-02-16 04:06:18     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Although the whole thought of this widens my eyes a bit, it is ridiculously amusing. I can't help but sit here at my desk, and laugh. You've taken something dirty, and made it rather entertaining and funny. Part of me almost anticipates reading more from you, and the other part is quite scared! lol. Thanks for the lift, I certainly needed a laugh.

    Praying for a smile,

    | Posted on 2006-05-12 00:00:00 | by 2ndChance | [ Reply to This ]
      lol dude you should get your rubber lover to watch it with you. you know, ive always heard those types of grrls LOOOOVE watchin porn. pretty funny stuff. you should have put in there how you squirt on your g/fs back while shes asleep LOL.. i read that last night.
    | Posted on 2005-02-16 00:00:00 | by SilentWhisper | [ Reply to This ]
      This is one of the funniest writes I've read on this sight. Most of the poetry is so serious. Thanks for given me a little laugh. My favorite lines,
    It is open to interpretation,
    but my ejaculation
    doesn't need a conversation
    Call me "master bation"
    Nice rhyme. I think a lot of people have been in your position but it's nice to see someone avoiding an arguement and "handeling" things on their on. Self satisfaction is a beautiful thing. Atleast to me. Peace
    | Posted on 2005-02-16 00:00:00 | by Tameson | [ Reply to This ]
      Dammit man.....if you are having to resort to porno flix when real "stuff" is laying at your side....something is wrong. Maybe get her to watch and learn from the porno....help you out a little bit!

    I almost forgot your humor. Been a while since I was here. You always have a twisted side and that is what I grew to like out of you before.

    You aren't scared to write what's on your mind, that's for sure.

    This was funny....sad....but funny! I hope that "Fill Jill" doesn't start skippin on ya! That would be bad for business!


    Li Li
    | Posted on 2006-05-05 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]

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