Description: I wrote this with much effort for a very good friend of mine on this web site. I hope he enjoys it, and that you feel a little bit smarter after reading it as well. Thank you for your time. Ja.
It isn't really a haiku, though. It's a senyru, which follows the syllablization of a haiku but isn't about nature.
Also, I dunno, the "b!tch" you through in there just didn't work with the poem. It doesn't really add anything to it, and it just isn't appropriate in that spot. Find something a little more creative to put there so it look like you didn't just get to the end and decide it was no longer worth thinking about.
Other than that, great write! I liked the light-heartedness of it!
This is another totally bad haiku,-realy doesn't follow the rules. BUT it is very funny, and if you didn't call it a Haiku, you would get a more positive response. As comedy 2 thumbs up, originality 2 thumbs up, -Haiku? not really– Good humor though Silver