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    dots Submission Name: rhino tippingdots

    Author: wildchild
    ASL Info:    19/f/northwest
    Elite Ratio:    4.48 - 307/268/27
    Words: 227
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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       To me dear Bonnie McGarvy, whose deranged mind helped foster this psychotic and slightly pathetic idea.

    p.s. BIG inside joke

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    dotsrhino tippingdots

    Rhino tipping... a lovely little idea
    born from biology class, an
    "educational" nature film.

    Three deranged minds, planning
    and hyping a tiny escapade down
    to the local zoo.

    Waiting in the high grass, stalking the
    elusive animal as it enters
    it's food induced coma.

    Creeping up and pushing with all their
    might; the mammal falls on it's side,
    legs flaying and throat bellowing.

    All three collapse, giggling and snorting
    up a storn, never realizing the quick
    recovery of a now enraged beast.

    Chords of laughter quickly become
    squeals of panic as the creature
    thunders after, horn lowered.

    A trio of monkeys scramble up a
    tree, sparing no haste or grace
    to reach the distant tops.

    A curious zookeeper eventually comes
    to see what has so infuriated
    his precious baby.

    His face becomes red when the truth
    is learned, he quietly leads the
    rhino out... and lets in the lions.

    Submitted on 2005-02-27 21:48:59     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      it may be an inside joke, but I love it.
    | Posted on 2006-06-01 00:00:00 | by parabola | [ Reply to This ]
      hahhahahaha!! omg that was soo funny!! i highly enjoyed it!!! but why the lions? :[ haha but yea this was great!

    | Posted on 2006-05-24 00:00:00 | by WTF Zombies | [ Reply to This ]
    I love it.
    I read this story once, futuristic, about PETA people that snuck into a dinosaur zoo to try to release them. The dinosaurs ate them. For some reason, this reminded me of that.

    | Posted on 2006-05-02 00:00:00 | by MaeBirdie | [ Reply to This ]
      i think i just laughed my arse off. yup, there it goes. darn. yall are a couple of freaks, and i mean that in the nicest way possible.
    | Posted on 2006-04-13 00:00:00 | by Aphotic Sunrise | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha ha ha, this is hilarious! I am a new member, and I love this! Ha ha, 'rhino tipping'!

    Three deranged minds planning
    and hyping a tiny escapade down
    to the local zoo

    I love this! Very funny, well done.

    | Posted on 2006-03-04 00:00:00 | by blue_65 | [ Reply to This ]
      rhino tipping, i wouldn't want to get withing a 100 yards of one in the wild,

    thats like a locomotive of muscle barreling down on you ready to give you the ol one two toss and stomp whats left in the ground

    but i'd take the rhino over the lion for sure

    i laughed at the idea because i could actually see the lightbulb going on in some kids head thinking, hmmmm that might be something to try one day
    | Posted on 2006-03-09 00:00:00 | by dax | [ Reply to This ]
      HAHAHA really good poem. Totally original! lol you gotta get this published in a kids book... or at least a teen poetry thing. I think its clever :) this poem made the funny of my day. Keep writing!
    | Posted on 2005-12-02 00:00:00 | by Razing_Fire | [ Reply to This ]
      funny as hell, i like the title...

    it duzn 't ryhme, but not all poems have to.
    There were a few spelling/grammar mistakes,
    but overall it was good!

    not much to say about a funny(obnoxious!) poem such as this..
    | Posted on 2005-10-25 00:00:00 | by Avril54 | [ Reply to This ]
      Hey a much better poetic peice i must say. Monkies tipping over rhinos very funny.

    Great poetic story.

    Over here sometimes art imitates life, as several drunk college students make plans to go out from the appartments and tip over a Barama Bull.

    It is true with what they say, Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
    | Posted on 2005-05-19 00:00:00 | by Unicrom | [ Reply to This ]
      LOL! YES! I love it! Thank you, I really needed this. Good times, good times. Mr. Crowell's Biology class, I will never forget it. A couple spelling errors, but a funny ass poem.

    I love ya Sista Jess!

    (does the eskimo dance)


    | Posted on 2005-02-27 00:00:00 | by Krazy | [ Reply to This ]
      LoL ....awesome ...I dont really know what else to say ....it's not all that thought provoking ...thank god ....cos im just about brain fried enough for tonight ....Have i filled up the space? Yes i have ..
    *lol* good job again ;o)
    | Posted on 2005-02-28 00:00:00 | by Krysti | [ Reply to This ]
      Hey! I know about rino tipping >_> <_< Who did I hear about that from? WE NEED TO GO AND DO IT WHEN WE'RE 45! Don't ask me why I chose 45, I just hit those two numbers. I wonder what we're gonna be doing at age 45... Am I gonna be a homeless bum? No wait, I'll be dead by then. I'll be dead on the ground with a dagger or other sharp pointy object through my hear.. Reamber the death test? It told me I'm dieing at the anime con! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I saved up for a year for that thing! Help me Jess! No wait, I'm YOUR bodyguard.. even though I suck at it... Ok, long rant...
    | Posted on 2005-02-28 00:00:00 | by Akili | [ Reply to This ]
      Goodness...my deranged little friends. What would I do with out you? Probably lead a very boring life where I would never be caught dead standing in the hallway imitating Lymony Snickets while a teacheris walking by and looking at us all weird like. Or I'd never get to see one friend squish a pie into the other one because she was so desperate to hug her.

    | Posted on 2005-02-28 00:00:00 | by Joqer | [ Reply to This ]
      lol that was the funniest [censored] [censored] ever i mean come on i go cow tipping and their stupid getting back up but i can see how a rhino would react...not a good thing when the animals horn is riding your ass as you run for your sweet sweet life...or your [censored]ty life lol not a bad poem to say the least thanks for the laughs

    | Posted on 2005-02-28 00:00:00 | by Ace | [ Reply to This ]
      omg this is flippin hilarious! you and your friends have very nice imaginations...love the bit bour the zookeeper lettin in the lions...this is a very very nice read...needed the laugh

    adding to my favorites list, havent read anything this funny in a while
    | Posted on 2005-03-01 00:00:00 | by Rhaine | [ Reply to This ]
      Like I said when I was first told of the joke, you both are so weird, but as always i'm coming too!

    Good write.

    | Posted on 2005-03-02 00:00:00 | by Rain | [ Reply to This ]
      lmao, damn and I thought it was funny now...imagine if I knew the inside joke <3 loved it hun good stuff=]
    | Posted on 2006-07-03 00:00:00 | by silent_death12 | [ Reply to This ]
    this whole thing is really funny! rhino tipping is a MARVELOUS idea!

    but then that last line - ...and lets the lions in - it's like a sudden snap back to reality. people get angry and thrive on vengeance.

    maybe it's not meant to be taken seriously; maybe the lions are part of the inside joke. but that's how the poem ended in my mind - it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

    keep it up!
    | Posted on 2006-06-16 00:00:00 | by GorgeousCorpse | [ Reply to This ]

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