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    dots Submission Name: Cheesy Jokedots
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    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 59
    Class/Type: Cheesy Joke/Comedy
    Total Views: 1311
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 282



    Description:
       Trying my hand at comedy, don't know who originally wrote this, but I found it funny and wanted to pass it on.


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    dotsCheesy Jokedots
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    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No Idea

    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    A: Still, no idea

    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and testicals?
    A: Still, no FUCKIN idea




    Submitted on 2005-03-17 21:33:51     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    1: >_<
    2: I dunno...
    3: meh!
    4: Pretty cool
    5: Wow!




    ||| Comments |||
      Took me 4 reads to get it. The capitalization at the end helped me out. Thanks. Now I just have to make the comment long enoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    ~scienceyear~
    | Posted on 2006-01-14 00:00:00 | by scienceyear | [ Reply to This ]
      that sucks!
    sorry but no sorry!
    now i will cuss you out in Mgleckinesian:
    mmjonkity boonkfuz! latoofy kablewby!
    blanksadonkouan!
    ipduawhriuetbg sw9t7hq03iug4ffffffjhjhjpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    yep that's all i have 2 say
    | Posted on 2005-11-02 00:00:00 | by Avril54 | [ Reply to This ]
      Lol. I love this joke, an ex of mine, his mother told me that joke. And I found it funny just that her and I were laughing together because she hates me. But now to fill space I am going to share some cheesy jokes with you that I learned from my itty bitty cousins. lol.
    Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
    A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
    and
    Q: Why was the toliet paper rolling down the hill?
    A: He needed to find the bottom!

    hehehe. Okay, thanks for sharing the joke and for letting me share mine...although you really don't have any control over what I say, lmao. See you around! *waves*
    | Posted on 2005-04-14 00:00:00 | by painofthanatos | [ Reply to This ]
      This is funni as F.U.C.K! i heart this! Mind if I use it for a page that i have?? Well did you write this or are you just passing it on? Oh yes, there it is! I see now..you ARE just passing it on! Silly me...
    | Posted on 2005-03-27 00:00:00 | by Thinkingofyou | [ Reply to This ]
      D'oh! A deer! A female deer?
    'Ray, I shot it just with one,
    Me, the best shot in the woods
    Far kme I just love my gun...
    So I'll take the trophy home,
    Large amounts of cash will flow'
    Tea will be a party now,
    This will bring us lots of dough...

    Cheers, buddy, Graeme
    | Posted on 2005-03-25 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      Thanks for passing this on. It brought quite a chuckle to a slow morning. I think it's true that laughter is the best medicine. Thanks again for sharing.

    Take Care!
    ~Sandra
    | Posted on 2005-03-18 00:00:00 | by Intricate1 | [ Reply to This ]


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