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I can
slap it up against a wall
of a sky scraper until it starts to fall
I can
use it as a surf board
or put a handle on it and use it as a fat sword
It's big enough to replace the hoover dam
if I'm running real fast it hits you like a semi BLAM!
no that's not the neighbors manatee
cause when I'm swimming it's the cow of the Sea
I could pole vault with it but that shit would hurt
I search for underground rivers fucking the dirt
I sit on a ship and tell girls to walk the plank
it's what I use to pogo on a skank
it's so big that time and space can't transcend
my penis.....my lickable friend....