Your Lickable Friend -------------------------------------------
I can
slap it up against a wall
of a sky scraper until it starts to fall
I can
use it as a surf board
or put a handle on it and use it as a fat sword
It's big enough to replace the hoover dam
if I'm running real fast it hits you like a semi BLAM!
no that's not the neighbors manatee
cause when I'm swimming it's the cow of the Sea
I could pole vault with it but that shit would hurt
I search for underground rivers fucking the dirt
I sit on a ship and tell girls to walk the plank
it's what I use to pogo on a skank
it's so big that time and space can't transcend
my penis.....my lickable friend....
*lol* ....That shouldnt have been a turn on for me ...So lets pretend it wasnt ..mmkay? I praise you for being able to write that long about your ....friend....*ahem* Funnily enough it was also just a really good written peice ...Which i had to check out ...because you made me ... umm ...You're disturbing ...And Stuff...
You know, tonight I guess I went on a "date", or maybe I was just hanging out. But whatever it was.. I ruined it. Completely. I don't know how this actually makes me think, but it made me find nothing wrong with your writing. I'm in a terrible mood, but your piece made me have a slight mood change. Thanks. made me laugh.
Submission Name: Your Lickable Friend
