I was shaking hands with myself
And my arm came off.
"Officer, Officer", I said
"My arm's come off".
But he didn't turn around
So I hit him behind the knees
With the wet end.
He went right over.
So I walked around the square
Hitting everone else behind the knees
With the wet end.
Soon they were all kneeling
As I stood
Waving my arm
With its wet end.
I felt so good
I took off my left leg.
I held my arm in one hand
And my leg in the other
Above my head.
Then I hopped around the square
Hitting the first head with my arm
And then the next head
With my leg,
Screaming at the top of my voice,
"The wet end! The wet end! The wet end!"
Victor.
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Submission Name: The Wet End
