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    dots Submission Name: Dead Squished Birddots

    Author: BenCollier
    Elite Ratio:    3.72 - 425/386/88
    Words: 176
    Class/Type: Misc/Comedy
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       Sung to the tune of "My Ding-A-Ling" by Mr. Chuck Berry. Hope I don't have to pay a copywrite. Or worse, get sued.
    I actually wrote this about 15 years ago, my kids loved it and had memorized it. One actually almost got suspended for singing it too much.
    ENJOY my friends!

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    dotsDead Squished Birddots

    Once a little birdy was playing in the street
    Hopping an jumpin an dancing on his feet
    Along came a car and he went SPLAT!
    Squished him into the cement flat

    Dead squished bird
    Dead squished bird
    I wanna play with my
    Dead squished bird

    Dead squished bird
    Dead squished bird
    I wanna play with my
    Dead squished bird

    Along came a boy the very next day
    Scraped up and bird and wanted to play
    He couldnít understand why it was so thin
    Until it got smeared on his face and his chin

    Took the bird home to show his dad
    He didnít say much cause he was really sad
    He didnít know how to tell the boy
    A dead squished bird isnít a very good toy

    He wanted to take the bird into school
    He knew his friends would think it was cool
    To show the bird with his guts hanging out
    And make the girls wanna scream and shout

    (Chorus) twice

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      That was so kool I especially liked the (Chorus)Dead squished birdDead squished birdI wanna play with myDead squished bird
    I felt kind of bad for the bird.

    | Posted on 2006-04-18 00:00:00 | by BusterLILblock | [ Reply to This ]
      morbid, yes, witty, no. there is a ton of poems about dead animals being funny, and squishy carcasses, and hilarious blood...and stuff..and i'm not just picking on you Ben..srtive 2 be original...
    | Posted on 2005-11-05 00:00:00 | by Avril54 | [ Reply to This ]
      i wish i knew the song so i could sing to it. very witty, though somewhat morbid haha. i would critique rhythm but i dunno the tune so i have nothing to say! good write, very enjoyable
    | Posted on 2005-04-17 00:00:00 | by sudie | [ Reply to This ]
      Dunno the tune... Lol. Cute lyrics though. A little disgusting, but it's great nonetheless... I love the last line... Hilarious! You have talent, Ben!
    | Posted on 2005-04-08 00:00:00 | by Areinaka | [ Reply to This ]
      Sorry that I didn't get to read this in time to make an original comment, Ben, but you did an extraordinary job with it. You have such an imagination! You must be a wonderful father. You're an inspiration to us all.

    Thanks for another classic piece,
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by Bijou de Mort | [ Reply to This ]
      This was great!I even sang along.
    Very funny indeed. I could just imagine kids singing this in school and then saying "My sicko dad wrote it"
    Great Ben, thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by wannabe1 | [ Reply to This ]
      Ya know...in parts of the world people wouldnt see a dead squished bird as a toy...but as an evening meal, HA! O.k., just had to throw some roadkill humor in there. This was really nice and I was singing along with it. Thanks for the cool comedy.
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]
      My son & I were travelling through Wyoming to California & this bird just totally kamakazied into the grill of our van! We drove around with it sticking out of the grill; like some macabre hood ornament. he he he
    This poem totally reminded me of that! Great poem and a nice break from the norm. Love a great sense of humor! Love, Peace, Joy!
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
      Well done, my man! I've never been sued, and I'm forever writing my own lyrics to stuff...hmmm could that be presented as a confession in court?
    Very macabre and cheerily yukky, no wonder your kids love it.
    Great Stuff!
    Be Happy
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
       hmmm If I knew the original I would sing this to my chem class tomorrow, lol. I really enjoyed this! I don't know what else to say outside of this is completely awesome. I can understand why others would enjoy singing it so often!
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by painofthanatos | [ Reply to This ]
      oh im laughing myself stupid here....I remember when i was a kid having a pet lizard....after about four days of wondering why it wouldnt move i decided to bath it ....maybe that would help ..of course it didnt ....*Sigh* ....
    LoL this was just really great ...the line about smeared on his face made me gag a little ...but still cool none the less.....Im adding it as a fave ..You rock ....Blessed Be
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by Krysti | [ Reply to This ]
      <singing>"Dead squished bird
    Dead squished bird
    I wanna play with my
    Dead squished bird"

    Yeah, that is rather catchy :), I'll have to teach it to my kids and see what happens :P
    | Posted on 2005-04-07 00:00:00 | by Stwcjj | [ Reply to This ]

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