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    dots Submission Name: CARTOON JIGALO [rated immature]dots

    Author: LameMansTerms
    ASL Info:    36/M/Hermosa Beach, Ca
    Elite Ratio:    4.31 - 713/1012/165
    Words: 548
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 1570
    Average Vote:    5.0000
    Bytes: 4135

       this is one of my pride and joys--and it really was a great trip-I am planning another soon so if ya want to go be at my house on Friday -we leave at 7:30 SHARP!!! Road Trip lets go!

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    dotsCARTOON JIGALO [rated immature]dots

    I once landed in cartoon land,
    and there was Mickey Mouse just boozing on the sand.
    Then up walked Donald Duck
    He was so fucked up.
    All I could do is laugh
    Before this moment had passed.

    Right then up walked Minnie
    in a real short minnie-
    and a real loose blouse.
    She took me to her house,
    and I slammed that slutty mouse.
    But Mickey came in and started to scream.
    This drunk mouse was gonna kill me.
    So I yelled for He-Man cause I needed some help.
    He-Man beat the crap out of Mickey,
    and I stuck something in Minnie's mouth.

    So after that I left,
    and I thought of that sexy mouse a lot.
    But in my daze,
    I drove into a sign that said; "Welcome to Bedrock"
    In Bedrock, I was kind of well known.
    So I went to visit the Flintstones,
    but Fred wasnt home.
    So I went around back,
    and Dino was about to attack.
    I wasn't being sneaky.
    It's just that Dino (whatever he is) fucking scares me.
    I had to kick that weird looking thing in the head.
    I kicked him so hard,
    now Dinos dead.

    No worries, I was on vacation,
    so I decided to let Wilma show me her appreciation,
       and assist me with my ejaculation.
    Ahhh! the hospitality that is shown!
    Wilma... you feel like home!
    In bed Wilma cried out all kinds of crazy shit;
    Right then Barney came in,
       so we tag teamed that skinny bitch.
    Yeah, I was fucking Wilma but I was thinking Betty.
    Mrs. Rubble's sexy for an older lady.

    And on my way out I caught a glimpse of Pebbles,
    and I thought WOW!...........
    I couldn't. Least not right now.
    So with a gleam in my eye and a thrust in my hips;
    Cause I was looking forward to seeing Pebbles
    on my next trip.

    Every trip to Bedrock seems to go like this.
    "Hey Barn, hows your wife and my kids?"
    I really had to go, so I said my good-byes.
    This was a trip Id look back upon many many times.

    So I cruised and ran into a real cool bro.
    Too bad I ran over his dog Astro.
    Elroy I said "How's your sister Judy?"
    She swears Im the most far out dude in the whole galaxy.
    She said and I quote "it was so Galactic when I tapped It"
    Man, prehistoric and futuristic cartoon worlds.
    That are just filled with horney girls.
    So grab your wife
    and hold your daughters tight.
    Cause you never know when I just might;
    Pay a visit to your town,
    cause this "Cartoon Jigalo" really gets around.......
    ............................................................to be continued!

    L A M 3 M A N $ T 3 R M $

    Submitted on 2005-04-08 04:49:36     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      Haha That is great.
    (I saw "rated immature" with the title, so you know I couldn't resist.)

    Your boat of creativity never stops sailing, does it?

    F**k. My computer's about to stop working. (It hates me.)

    I like this a lot, and it made me laugh.
    You are brilliant.

    As always
    Good stuff
    | Posted on 2006-10-07 00:00:00 | by Liv2LoveThePain | [ Reply to This ]
      That was [censored] awesome! I havnt checked if there is another part to this yet, if there isn't... make one! talk to ya later man.
    | Posted on 2006-04-21 00:00:00 | by shepj | [ Reply to This ]
      This is pretty funny, not really my taste though.
    It's one of those things that you kind of feel bad for laughing at lol.
    Take Care,
    | Posted on 2005-05-11 00:00:00 | by UnspokenDreamer | [ Reply to This ]
      hahahhaha...you never disappoint, man. I loved it, had to read it twice. Screw rhyme and reason, who wouldnt do Wilma if they had the chance? Sh*t, I'm a chic and I would..love that little bone in her hair..mmm...bone...anyway, great job man...looking forward to more.
    | Posted on 2005-04-11 00:00:00 | by deepinthought | [ Reply to This ]
      your mind is crazy, i like the ironic title: cartoon style but for mature readers only...clever. you have a unique style, wasn't one of my favs but you know i had to comment.
    | Posted on 2005-04-09 00:00:00 | by Tinasha | [ Reply to This ]
      LOL - this is some crazu ish right here man. I mean, not like we all weren't thinkin of doin the same thing, but ur supposed to deny fantasizing about cartoons, not poeticize it. Good look puttin the mature thing on it, cuz i could see the complaints now - i think u spelled gigolo wrong tho. Also the rhyme was a little forced but it didn't really matter cuz the subject was so funny.
    | Posted on 2005-04-08 00:00:00 | by particularshard | [ Reply to This ]
      Holy [censored] haha I have NEVER seen something like this before. Brownie points for you! lol...Mickey Mouse, Fred Flintstone, geez lol...You definitely hit the nail right on the head with originality, as this is the first time I have ever seen anybody write something like this before. The only thing I really have to say is that there might be some younger kids on this site, and some of the things contained within the poem might be considered too vulgar or provocative for them. You just have to be careful, that is all. Besides that, very nice job haha I had a blast reading this.

    | Posted on 2005-04-08 00:00:00 | by xeternalshadowx | [ Reply to This ]

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