I once landed in cartoon land,
and there was Mickey Mouse just boozing on the sand.
Then up walked Donald Duck
He was so fucked up.
All I could do is laugh
Before this moment had passed.
Right then up walked Minnie
in a real short minnie-
and a real loose blouse.
She took me to her house,
and I slammed that slutty mouse.
But Mickey came in and started to scream.
This drunk mouse was gonna kill me.
So I yelled for He-Man cause I needed some help.
He-Man beat the crap out of Mickey,
and I stuck something in Minnie's mouth.
So after that I left,
and I thought of that sexy mouse a lot.
But in my daze,
I drove into a sign that said; "Welcome to Bedrock"
In Bedrock, I was kind of well known.
So I went to visit the Flintstones,
but Fred wasn’t home.
So I went around back,
and Dino was about to attack.
I wasn't being sneaky.
It's just that Dino (whatever he is) fucking scares me.
I had to kick that weird looking thing in the head.
I kicked him so hard,
now Dino’s dead.
No worries, I was on vacation,
so I decided to let Wilma show me her appreciation,
and assist me with my ejaculation.
Ahhh! the hospitality that is shown!
Wilma... you feel like home!
In bed Wilma cried out all kinds of crazy shit;
Right then Barney came in,
so we tag teamed that skinny bitch.
Yeah, I was fucking Wilma but I was thinking Betty.
Mrs. Rubble's sexy for an older lady.
And on my way out I caught a glimpse of Pebbles,
and I thought WOW!...........
I couldn't. Least not right now.
So with a gleam in my eye and a thrust in my hips;
Cause I was looking forward to seeing Pebbles
on my next trip.
Every trip to Bedrock seems to go like this.
"Hey Barn, how’s your wife and my kids?"
I really had to go, so I said my good-byes.
This was a trip I’d look back upon many many times.
So I cruised and ran into a real cool bro.
Too bad I ran over his dog Astro.
Elroy I said "How's your sister Judy?"
She swears I’m the most far out dude in the whole galaxy.
She said and I quote "it was so Galactic when I tapped It"
Man, prehistoric and futuristic cartoon worlds.
That are just filled with horney girls.
So grab your wife
and hold your daughters tight.
Cause you never know when I just might;
Pay a visit to your town,
cause this "Cartoon Jigalo" really gets around.......
............................................................to be continued!
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