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    dots Submission Name: i lied - your SMALL!!!!dots

    Author: AfricanPrincess
    ASL Info:    21/F/SA
    Elite Ratio:    4.2 - 222/201/31
    Words: 129
    Class/Type: Poetry/Passion
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    Average Vote:    5.0000
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       Sorry "Love" (my ex-boyfriend) but i was Lying all along when i told you how BIG you are and how you FILLED me up.!!!! Plz forgive; or not coz frankly i don't care!!!

    I'd love to hear everyones comments plz

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    dotsi lied - your SMALL!!!!dots

    I was always there to stroke your ego
    And stroke your "Little Jo"

    My tongue spoke so many lies
    And spoke till you grew double the size

    But now Love i must confess
    For I need to get this off my chest
    I was not being totally truthful
    When I called you "Mr Big Bull"
    Cause truth be told
    Your dick aint worth gold
    Instead it's quite small
    And even when it grows - it aint that tall!

    Please don't take offence Love
    You can't help that you were given tiny stuff

    I'm not mad cause you messed up our relationship
    I actually want to thank you for ending our trip
    Cause now I've discovered bigger
    And it makes me come three times quicker!

    Submitted on 2005-04-10 14:34:32     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      That was good girl! I can relate to that [censored]! When a guy asks if it was good or something, but ya gotta lie ya know! Well this was pretty good. I like how you dissed his ass, and you made it funny at the same time. Well write soon Mysterious
    | Posted on 2005-05-19 00:00:00 | by Mysterious Blue | [ Reply to This ]
      very funny and a mean streak i like. the last two lines are priceless "Cause now I've discovered bigger And it makes me come three times quicker!" hell hath no fury like a woman scorned i say. sometimes the truth hurts but that doesnt mean it cant be funny which is what you have made this. congrats mike
    | Posted on 2005-08-11 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
      Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... that was harsh! But you know what, someone had to tell him! "And when you finally get your blood flowing, it be looking like a pinky with a glove on it..." Girl Talk, TLC. Oh and... "If you ain't swingin, just put your tongue in it... OH!" hehe my bad, this was crazy, absolutely crazy, but utterly, brilliantly, brutally honest. we need more women like you sista gurl!
    | Posted on 2005-05-01 00:00:00 | by Phoenix2004 | [ Reply to This ]
      Yes-down & dirty, SASSY, TELL IT! This is such a funny funny crushing blow. I see the writer walking circles around this guy,at least with words...
    However I must say, extremegentleman's final comment is from a source of manly wisdom.
    content so pleasurable, no room in my mind for critique.
    | Posted on 2005-04-16 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]
      That's [censored]ed up! How you gon do that man like that? God damn! Oh well, he should've done more licking and less sticking....

    | Posted on 2005-04-14 00:00:00 | by xtremegentleman | [ Reply to This ]
      Wow. Has he seen this, if so even more than it already made me.

    This is by far the funniest poetic work I have ever seen, on a topic I never though of.

    I was laughing at Mr Big Bull

    | Posted on 2005-04-10 00:00:00 | by The Wolverine | [ Reply to This ]
      woo-hoooooo! tell it like it is! its soooo funny when women stand up and say hey...the truth is...you werent all that to begin with, but since i loved you it was alllll worth it..yadda yadda yadda...but then we are looked at as vindictive when we finally tell the truth! LOL

    but it doesnt matter! i wrote something a little similar attacking a mans (clears throat) mini me, and it made me feel tonz better. for women its weight, for men its the winky...but we all have our sore spots...way to hit im where it hurts...im sure hes got one thing big...his ego! LOL
    | Posted on 2005-04-10 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      You couldn't have hurt him more. No matter the wealth the intelligence or the strength, one man can stand tall lol if he's got the manhood to back it up, and nothing hurts more then a woman saying he aint got it. I guess if some guy is so self concious that he depends on his lady to convince him he's got it then he better treat her well. You did a nice job on this and as a guy I will leave it at that. Dan
    | Posted on 2005-04-10 00:00:00 | by dmm | [ Reply to This ]
      Very funny, I love the smiling hate you wrote this with! I didn't realised girls lied about that...Oh No! Maybe they've all lied to ME!
    *has a quick check*
    *breaks down and sobs*


    Very, very good and naughty!
    Be Happy
    | Posted on 2005-04-10 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      aaaah jesus christ that describes everything i wanted to say to my boyfriend when he dumped me for the second time. seriously the size of a clothespin, no lie. not sure the poetry was so great, the rhymes were pretty forced (thats why i never rhyme, it's too much work and im terrrrible at it) and the rhythm was a bit patchy, but the content made it worth the read. :) very enjoyable.
    | Posted on 2005-04-10 00:00:00 | by sudie | [ Reply to This ]
      Thank you so much for that! I worked as a bartender once and I heard a bunch of guys pumping themselves up about how women say size doesn't matter. My boyfriend was sitting there, and as I walked in the back room around closing, away from them, I yelled, "Size does matter, boys!" You could hear a pin drop as they all looked at my boyfriend like, "You [censored]!" It was great and he thanked me later in a big way! Love this piece!

    Indigo Kid
    | Posted on 2005-06-14 00:00:00 | by Indigo Kid | [ Reply to This ]

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