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    dots Submission Name: The End of the Ravendots

    Author: Areinaka
    ASL Info:    20, F, Oregon, USA
    Elite Ratio:    3.91 - 130/114/29
    Words: 279
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
    Total Views: 1130
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       Hehe. Another one I found on jokeindex.com. Not mine, don't give me credit. I wish I knew the geniuses that wrote these.

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    dotsThe End of the Ravendots

    The End of the Raven

    By Edgar Allen Poe's Cat

    On a night quite unenchanting,
    when the rain was downward slanting,
    I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.
    Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven,

    Poe was talking to a Raven perched
    above the chamber door.
    'Raven's very tasty,' thought I,
    as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
    'There is nothing I like more'

    Soft upon the rug I treaded,
    calm and careful as I headed
    Towards his roost atop that dreaded
    bust of Pallas I deplore.
    While the bard and birdie chattered,
    I made sure that nothing clattered,
    Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered,
    as I crossed the corridor;
    For his house is crammed with trinkets,
    curios and wierd decor -
    Bric-a-brac and junk galore.

    Still the Raven never fluttered,
    standing stock-still as he uttered,
    In a voice that shrieked and sputtered,
    his two cents' worth -

    While this dirge the birdbrain kept up,
    oh, so silently I crept up,
    Then I crouched and quickly lept up,
    pouncing on the feathered bore.
    Soon he was a heap of plumage,
    and a little blood and gore -
    Only this and not much more.

    'Oooo!' my pickled poet cried out,
    'Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
    Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before;
    How I've wallowed in self-pity,
    while my gallant, valiant kitty
    Put and end to that damned ditty'
    - then I heard him start to snore.
    Back atop the door I clambered,
    eyed that statue I abhor,

    Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.

    Submitted on 2005-04-12 14:28:51     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      That was really funny if it was stupid I might have been a little irratated because I am big Edgar Allen Poe fan but this was truely funny and made me laugh

    much LOVE
    | Posted on 2006-10-02 00:00:00 | by James Reyna | [ Reply to This ]
      Awesome. Thank you for sharing with us ... I always wondered what happened to that Raven...
    [and again with a box, just a pretty little boxity box. A box to take up space and make it seem like I gave you a good critique and they make me write more words so i *dont' just compliment...* and a boxity boxity boxity boxy! and now I think i'll post, and now I think I'll post my boxity boxity boxity! lol, thanks for putting up with my rambling and thanks again for sharing what you found!]
    | Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by painofthanatos | [ Reply to This ]
      This is funny. Glad you found it, it made me laugh, because sometimes I think to myself, "Hmmmm...wonder what that animal is thinking." So I pretend to be that animal and run little animal thoughts through my mind. I know...I am wierd, but it makes me laugh. Sometimes those animals think the straaaaaannnnnnngessssst things...hee-hee. Thanks and have a good one
    | Posted on 2005-04-15 00:00:00 | by hyproglo | [ Reply to This ]

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