Kids are weird
Remember when we were kids we always had fun
Any stick was a sword every finger a gun
We always had some great hero games
Out saving distressed damsels and dames
And we did other things that were crazier still
Things that would make any grown man quite ill
Remember how we ate all that crazy weird stuff?
It seemed like one booger was never enough
And when it snowed out, it was always real nice
We tried to see who could sign his name twice
And if we couldnít, run one and run all!!
Because here comes flying a great yellow snow ball.
No mother, no, it couldnít be true
I wasnít the one who threw the snowball at you
I swear I swear I could do no such thing
Iím the nice one, no harm could I bring
You are my favorite mother you know
At you no snowball could I ever throw
It was that one boy with those shifty weird eyes
He is really, really mean and tells all those harsh lies
O what, you saw me throw the snow ball
Ok Iíll go take a time out in the hall