So who wants to go first?
Step right up and learn your fate,
Keep on playing the oppression game.
Everyone canít wait to get in line,
And discover how their shitty life will end up.
OK, youíre first,
Spin the wheel of mayhem.
It turns around slowing down with each mind numbing tick on the tab,
Finally slowing down,
To the last stop at the last tick.
Your spin shows that you will get stuck in a dead end job!
A job that provides you no satisfaction,
And exposes you to multiple sexual harassment cases-
Some even by your excellent boss.
And no, you canít quit this job,
How else are you going to support the kids?
Three children with three different fathers.
Thatís your life.
Canít Wait to start it.
I know everyone is truly excited to play,
Donít be afraid.
Everyone will get a turn!
Everyone will get screwed!