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BIRTH CONTROL APPEAL


Author: xtremegentleman
ASL Info:    22/m/FL
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Class/Type: Poetry /Comedy
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This piece was inspired by a sentence in an article from this month's issue of Blender Magazine. I kind of threw it together. Maybe I'll toubh it up depending on what type of feedback I recieve.


BIRTH CONTROL APPEAL



Telescopic glasses
Horrific body odor
Digging boogers from the caves in your face
For a taste of course

Birth Control
Sure to keep the ladies away
Like a homosexual from a Republican Rally

Bad Breath
Talk about repellant
Guess she'll never get to smell those stinky feet
Or see those grey socks that used to be white

Bad hygene promotes abstinence
So does that make BAD hygene GOOD?
Hmmmm.......

That nineteen eighty...long time ago hooptie
With the bed sheet seat covers
Birth Control

Complete turn off!
Similar to how it turns off
When you stop at the traffic light

Who needs pills?
Just don't be so appealing
And before you know it
Your nickname just might be
Birth Control




Submitted on 2005-04-18 14:33:50     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  next time I meet a peron with BO, I ma going to think of this and smile.. for people who don't need trojans!!
| Posted on 2005-10-13 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ]
  it's good to see you write on a very serious subject,but in a humor way, Though I am spiritual, I believe in birth control big time, so many kids experiment with sex and have no clue of what great responsibilties that go with it. You know from living in the real world, very people have thier act together,even as adults.

In a great perfect spiritual world, birth control wouldn't be needed, however since we both live in a world of me first, get out the birth control pills.

Now I don't think my opinion is any greater than yours,it just mind.
| Posted on 2005-04-28 00:00:00 | by edthepoet | [ Reply to This ]
  That's hilarious. And very true... I can't even imagine a guy like that. Ew. Ew EW EWWW! lol. Great job, you've got talent. Although, being the perfectionist speller that I am.... you spelled HYGIENE wrong... Have a great day!

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
| Posted on 2005-04-20 00:00:00 | by Areinaka | [ Reply to This ]
  Vivid image-I was smiling the whole time. It's not mean-spirited either-you can almost see the person happily wallowing in their birth control-ness.
Gemini-i KNEW it! (grapevine) very funny and smacks of energy.
| Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]
  lmfao! umm humm I know some broke down foul smelling still thinkin they got game men that need to be dubbed birth control!

boi I think you may have just started a new nick name craze I know I'm for damn sure gon start using that when i see a tore back girl or guy...

thanks for the laughs B!
| Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
  LOL laffn hard here now this is clever LOL! I know anyone with these things working against would be off limits to most any women my goodness this is witty and it still brings sneaks in an important messsage of BIRTH CONTROL...important and a must. I think you should fine tooth this and resubmit it more more rave reviews! MOst Excellent sweetie..`always loving, Cheryl.
| Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by ladyngold | [ Reply to This ]
  wow... this was different x. it was funny though. and i'm in a mood where i need to laugh right now so... birth control for men... aren't they actually trying to make a pill for that now?
| Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Phoenix2004 | [ Reply to This ]
  I think this might be one of the first I've read from you but at the moment my brain isn't working properly so I'm not entirely sure. Anyways this was a nice change from the love, suicide, political, death, depressing, and miscellaneous things that I normally end up reading ~.~! So you earned brownie points with me there...
BUT
It could have flowed better... especially towards the end. It seemed a bit hard to read to me...
-Alli
| Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Childoutspoken | [ Reply to This ]
  Nicely funny, and nicely different (as long as you're not looking in a mirror as you write it) very different from your usual, nice change,
Well done
Be Happy
Graeme
| Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
  Lol this really made me laugh. It was a different kind of write from what i usually read for you. I really need a laugh today too. I like how you swiched it up. Great job on this one.

Much love
Mikki
| Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by MiKkI25 | [ Reply to This ]
  LMFAO

Boy...you are something else. you know, it would be great if the man could take the birth control. Shoot off them tadpoles before they even take flight! LMFAO

This was different then your usual flavor. But, of course I give your props.

Li Li
| Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]


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