Description: This piece was inspired by a sentence in an article from this month's issue of Blender Magazine. I kind of threw it together. Maybe I'll toubh it up depending on what type of feedback I recieve.
BIRTH CONTROL APPEAL -------------------------------------------
Horrific body odor
Digging boogers from the caves in your face
For a taste of course
Sure to keep the ladies away
Like a homosexual from a Republican Rally
Talk about repellant
Guess she'll never get to smell those stinky feet
Or see those grey socks that used to be white
Bad hygene promotes abstinence
So does that make BAD hygene GOOD?
That nineteen eighty...long time ago hooptie
With the bed sheet seat covers
Complete turn off!
Similar to how it turns off
When you stop at the traffic light
Who needs pills?
Just don't be so appealing
And before you know it
Your nickname just might be
it's good to see you write on a very serious subject,but in a humor way, Though I am spiritual, I believe in birth control big time, so many kids experiment with sex and have no clue of what great responsibilties that go with it. You know from living in the real world, very people have thier act together,even as adults.
In a great perfect spiritual world, birth control wouldn't be needed, however since we both live in a world of me first, get out the birth control pills.
Now I don't think my opinion is any greater than yours,it just mind.
That's hilarious. And very true... I can't even imagine a guy like that. Ew. Ew EW EWWW! lol. Great job, you've got talent. Although, being the perfectionist speller that I am.... you spelled HYGIENE wrong... Have a great day!
Vivid image-I was smiling the whole time. It's not mean-spirited either-you can almost see the person happily wallowing in their birth control-ness. Gemini-i KNEW it! (grapevine) very funny and smacks of energy.
LOL laffn hard here now this is clever LOL! I know anyone with these things working against would be off limits to most any women my goodness this is witty and it still brings sneaks in an important messsage of BIRTH CONTROL...important and a must. I think you should fine tooth this and resubmit it more more rave reviews! MOst Excellent sweetie..`always loving, Cheryl.
I think this might be one of the first I've read from you but at the moment my brain isn't working properly so I'm not entirely sure. Anyways this was a nice change from the love, suicide, political, death, depressing, and miscellaneous things that I normally end up reading ~.~! So you earned brownie points with me there... BUT It could have flowed better... especially towards the end. It seemed a bit hard to read to me... -Alli