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    dots Submission Name: BIRTH CONTROL APPEALdots

    Author: xtremegentleman
    ASL Info:    22/m/FL
    Elite Ratio:    3.57 - 595/778/82
    Words: 127
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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       This piece was inspired by a sentence in an article from this month's issue of Blender Magazine. I kind of threw it together. Maybe I'll toubh it up depending on what type of feedback I recieve.

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    Telescopic glasses
    Horrific body odor
    Digging boogers from the caves in your face
    For a taste of course

    Birth Control
    Sure to keep the ladies away
    Like a homosexual from a Republican Rally

    Bad Breath
    Talk about repellant
    Guess she'll never get to smell those stinky feet
    Or see those grey socks that used to be white

    Bad hygene promotes abstinence
    So does that make BAD hygene GOOD?

    That nineteen eighty...long time ago hooptie
    With the bed sheet seat covers
    Birth Control

    Complete turn off!
    Similar to how it turns off
    When you stop at the traffic light

    Who needs pills?
    Just don't be so appealing
    And before you know it
    Your nickname just might be
    Birth Control

    Submitted on 2005-04-18 14:33:50     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      next time I meet a peron with BO, I ma going to think of this and smile.. for people who don't need trojans!!
    | Posted on 2005-10-13 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ]
      it's good to see you write on a very serious subject,but in a humor way, Though I am spiritual, I believe in birth control big time, so many kids experiment with sex and have no clue of what great responsibilties that go with it. You know from living in the real world, very people have thier act together,even as adults.

    In a great perfect spiritual world, birth control wouldn't be needed, however since we both live in a world of me first, get out the birth control pills.

    Now I don't think my opinion is any greater than yours,it just mind.
    | Posted on 2005-04-28 00:00:00 | by edthepoet | [ Reply to This ]
      That's hilarious. And very true... I can't even imagine a guy like that. Ew. Ew EW EWWW! lol. Great job, you've got talent. Although, being the perfectionist speller that I am.... you spelled HYGIENE wrong... Have a great day!

    Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
    | Posted on 2005-04-20 00:00:00 | by Areinaka | [ Reply to This ]
      Vivid image-I was smiling the whole time. It's not mean-spirited either-you can almost see the person happily wallowing in their birth control-ness.
    Gemini-i KNEW it! (grapevine) very funny and smacks of energy.
    | Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by CleoCollier | [ Reply to This ]
      lmfao! umm humm I know some broke down foul smelling still thinkin they got game men that need to be dubbed birth control!

    boi I think you may have just started a new nick name craze I know I'm for damn sure gon start using that when i see a tore back girl or guy...

    thanks for the laughs B!
    | Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by Brownsdelight | [ Reply to This ]
      LOL laffn hard here now this is clever LOL! I know anyone with these things working against would be off limits to most any women my goodness this is witty and it still brings sneaks in an important messsage of BIRTH CONTROL...important and a must. I think you should fine tooth this and resubmit it more more rave reviews! MOst Excellent sweetie..`always loving, Cheryl.
    | Posted on 2005-04-19 00:00:00 | by ladyngold | [ Reply to This ]
      wow... this was different x. it was funny though. and i'm in a mood where i need to laugh right now so... birth control for men... aren't they actually trying to make a pill for that now?
    | Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Phoenix2004 | [ Reply to This ]
      I think this might be one of the first I've read from you but at the moment my brain isn't working properly so I'm not entirely sure. Anyways this was a nice change from the love, suicide, political, death, depressing, and miscellaneous things that I normally end up reading ~.~! So you earned brownie points with me there...
    It could have flowed better... especially towards the end. It seemed a bit hard to read to me...
    | Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Childoutspoken | [ Reply to This ]
      Nicely funny, and nicely different (as long as you're not looking in a mirror as you write it) very different from your usual, nice change,
    Well done
    Be Happy
    | Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]
      Lol this really made me laugh. It was a different kind of write from what i usually read for you. I really need a laugh today too. I like how you swiched it up. Great job on this one.

    Much love
    | Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by MiKkI25 | [ Reply to This ]

    Boy...you are something else. you know, it would be great if the man could take the birth control. Shoot off them tadpoles before they even take flight! LMFAO

    This was different then your usual flavor. But, of course I give your props.

    Li Li
    | Posted on 2005-04-18 00:00:00 | by Munchie_1226 | [ Reply to This ]

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