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    dots Submission Name: Royal twist in the neck!dots

    Author: SouthrnQT
    ASL Info:    24/ Female/ Florida
    Elite Ratio:    4.51 - 290/271/31
    Words: 172
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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       I felt like writing a lighter poem, something cute, something that would make me smile. This is the end result.

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    dotsRoyal twist in the neck!dots

    There came upon a stubby stump
    A frog so green, atop he did jump

    Wearing a ridiculous little crown
    As if prince charming I had found

    He ribbited and hopped in place
    A saddened look he had on his face

    Could he be a prince behind those warts of green?
    Without a kiss, t'would be unforseen

    Shall I try? Or walk away?
    Seems such a tiny price to pay

    A kiss for a prince, I believe it could be
    I wonder if he'd even marry me?

    Oh what the heck, I'll certainly try
    Though if I get warts, alas I would cry

    So to this frog, my lips did meet
    A simple gesture, warm and sweet

    A cloud of smoke puffed before my eyes
    A prince here stood, a fairytale no lie!

    As I spoke, to say hello
    A ribbit from my lips did flow!

    How could this be? How awful a fate!
    Then the prince just waved....there went my date!

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      Interesting twist at the end, irony I suppose they call it. Was enjoyable although could use a little smoothing out.-Mugs-
    | Posted on 2005-09-03 00:00:00 | by mugsy | [ Reply to This ]
      lol, that's freakin awesome! funny funny, well written, entertaining, vivid, awesome. so you've kissed frogs before? good, makes me think there might be hope for me ;)
    | Posted on 2005-08-19 00:00:00 | by treybur | [ Reply to This ]
      aww, this reminds of wen the jackass guy goes on a date with the pretty, nice girl and then has sex with her and doesnt ever talk to her agian...darn. hope u didnt rele kiss a frog, theyre not rele that sexay...peace out o n gess wut im from the south 2, southern ppl rock, but i hate wen those damn rednecks try to give u a ride wen ure just trying to get down the street


    | Posted on 2005-07-13 00:00:00 | by ilikescreaming | [ Reply to This ]
      I stumbled a little bit over the rhyme scheme in this piece, not because it wasn't in rhyme, but it almost felt as though there was a forced flow to it. That being said, I did enjoy this poem and liked the twist that was at the end. Other than the flow of the piece, I think the concepr is very well written. Good job overall.
    | Posted on 2005-05-26 00:00:00 | by TylerP | [ Reply to This ]
      this left me with one hell of a smirk- at first i was waiting for the twist and wondering if there was one, and then bam! it was right there- very cute! *md*
    | Posted on 2005-05-21 00:00:00 | by MerryDeath | [ Reply to This ]

    thats a cute little twist. i like the undertone of this too! you try to go for the prince, and in the process he lessens you...

    oh but you try!

    what a nice little light poem with an interesting moral! nice
    | Posted on 2005-05-17 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
      I liked the part about you frenching the frog. True story? Probably.

    I liked the other parts, as well. But I wonder... If a prince ever kissed you after being a frog, would you be transformed, only to find out that you are naked?
    | Posted on 2005-05-03 00:00:00 | by WD20x2 | [ Reply to This ]
      hehe this was funny, nicely delivered and the rhyme scheme was simple yet good. a bit stumbling at some points yet u managed to keep me wanting to read more of it.
    | Posted on 2005-05-03 00:00:00 | by serpentarius | [ Reply to This ]
      Very nice, although the rhyme scheme did trip me up a bit. I thought it was very cute, but what a sad twist at the end...

    It's nice to read something humorous rather than depressing, nice change of pace.

    Keep up the great work, hope to read more soon.

    | Posted on 2005-06-03 00:00:00 | by Unicorn Poet | [ Reply to This ]
      Cute and funny...one thing I know is that frogprince curses that reverse onto you after kissing the frog just, well, STINK. But this poem was great, and I hope to see more of this from you...
    | Posted on 2005-04-29 00:00:00 | by Siren Mengana | [ Reply to This ]
      i loved this, it put a huge smile upon my face, its nice to see funny poems on here instead of the usual depressing ones, thanx for sharing x x x x
    | Posted on 2005-04-28 00:00:00 | by secret kisses | [ Reply to This ]

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