Bob....he's pretty good to me,
He never pisses on the toilet seat.
He doesn't ever go throw dollars at a stripper,
But he's also not a very good tipper.
In fact...he never even pays for dinner,
Yet...in my book, he's still a winner.
He'll never cheat on me with my sister,
Or try to show me a boil or a blister.
Bob...he's about the greatest for a girl like me,
I can be pleased repeatedly...no worries of disease.
There are a few issues, like he doesn't bring home any dough,
But...he does have 3 settings..fast, medium and slow.
He gets me excited, puffs me up and makes me wet,
And he'll get me off every... single time, on that you can bet.
I just hope he doesn't get jealous of the other dildos,
But see...that's the beautiful part...a fake dick can't possess an ego.
He's my....
B. attery O. perated B. oyfriend don't you see ?
And no matter who sleeps in my bed....I'll be with him for all eternity.
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Submission Name: B.O.B.
...This was just very humorous, and the twist at the end of the piece just put a huge smile on my face lol...I have to go to my next class, I will check out more stuff when I get a chance.