To whom it may concern:
Seeking male applicants that fit this exact description. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Blue Eyes are a plus, but not a must
A good smile is required of course.
Height is important (I myself am 5'8").
Any hair color is fine, preferably straight
(and yes, I'll admitt, I do like blondes).
Muscles are good, okay they're great,
but not too many (I don't want an Arnold).
A good heart is an absolute must.
(no ifs, ands or buts!)
Honesty, sympathy, and understanding
are all required to the fullest extent
Patience is a key factor.
Must be willing to respect me completely,
(And it wouldn't hurt to spoil the hell out of me).
Has to love me like never before,
And has to be willing to spend the rest of his life
making me the happiest woman in the world.
If you are interested in this position,
Please send your resume and full description. |