Cunning Linguist?
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With apologies to Dr. Suese. Not for kiddies!!!
Cunning Linguist?
I like going down I do, I like it as much as to screw I like to eat that tasty box, I like to eat it cause you a fox I like to see your face glean; I like to lick your platter clean I will eat it here and there, I will eat it everywhere I will eat it on a train, I will eat it and you won’t complain I will eat it near and far, I will eat it in our car I like to see you wiggle and squeal, I like to make it feel surreal I like to give you goose bumps; I like to see you wear black pumps I like when you grab my hair, I like when you touch me there I will eat it in our bed, I will eat it without dread I will eat it with great zeal, I will eat it as a meal I will eat it everyday, I will eat it NOW, OK? |
Submitted on 2005-05-07 17:15:36 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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hahahaha....... I like this,,, very funny .. ilove it from the title to the end. very funny and it takes a srtong man to be able to put this out there with pride!! most just whisper it in secret| | Posted on 2006-08-04 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ] | This was very funny, I enjoyed the break from everything being so serious around here. I'm not sure how much time you actually put into this... seems like a boring day at work when you were extremely horny. But still funny none the less!! | | Posted on 2005-07-20 00:00:00 | by kriley6497 | [ Reply to This ] | Oh...my side hurts! too funny bro! That is the first thing on here that has made me laugh out loud...maybe I am identifying with the theme wayyyy too much...I gotta read more of your stuff! | Two thumbs way up! D.A.T. | Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Deep Ace Thinks | [ Reply to This ] | LOL!!! | I just read stolie's 'Going Down' - and then saw this in her faves... What a day this is turning out to be :) I have a feeling I will have trouble returning to my oh-so-serious research project :))) All the best, Katia | Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ] | Jeez Dave, U got more balls than me! Cleverly done, my man, no escaping the delight behind this one! Very tongue in cheek! (LOL) | wow be happy Graeme | Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ] | LMFAO! | yee-haw! bout time theres a poem on here for this...and a man not afraid to talk about it! what a giver you are! LOL this is a hilarious XXX take on Dr. Seuse...too funny! -Nikki | Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ] | Lol. Wonderful, Ben. You brought a whole new light to something that isn't touched upon much. You always have delightful poems, although you're right about this not being for young ones. I'm speechless, and holding back a smirk here. Have a great and wonderful day! | Arianna Marie | Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Areinaka | [ Reply to This ] | ballsy.ill give ya that.variety is the spice of life ill say.this was a cool surprise. | ok with the word scheme.not a very common subject in the poetic field scratch that,just protrayed differently as all can be cool wes all toyysruss | Posted on 2005-05-08 00:00:00 | by toyysruss | [ Reply to This ] | I dont really think this poem is funny. I dont think its very well written. the only reason why i even checked it out is because cunning linguists are a bad assed [censored] underground group so get with it-write about something that's real- | peace key wester | Posted on 2005-05-07 00:00:00 | by Key Wester | [ Reply to This ] | |
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