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Cunning Linguist?

Author: BenCollier
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With apologies to Dr. Suese. Not for kiddies!!!

Cunning Linguist?

I like going down I do, I like it as much as to screw
I like to eat that tasty box, I like to eat it cause you a fox
I like to see your face glean; I like to lick your platter clean

I will eat it here and there, I will eat it everywhere
I will eat it on a train, I will eat it and you won’t complain
I will eat it near and far, I will eat it in our car

I like to see you wiggle and squeal, I like to make it feel surreal
I like to give you goose bumps; I like to see you wear black pumps
I like when you grab my hair, I like when you touch me there

I will eat it in our bed, I will eat it without dread
I will eat it with great zeal, I will eat it as a meal
I will eat it everyday, I will eat it NOW, OK?

Submitted on 2005-05-07 17:15:36     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  hahahaha....... I like this,,, very funny .. ilove it from the title to the end. very funny and it takes a srtong man to be able to put this out there with pride!! most just whisper it in secret
| Posted on 2006-08-04 00:00:00 | by mimi | [ Reply to This ]
  This was very funny, I enjoyed the break from everything being so serious around here. I'm not sure how much time you actually put into this... seems like a boring day at work when you were extremely horny. But still funny none the less!!
| Posted on 2005-07-20 00:00:00 | by kriley6497 | [ Reply to This ] side hurts! too funny bro! That is the first thing on here that has made me laugh out loud...maybe I am identifying with the theme wayyyy too much...I gotta read more of your stuff!
Two thumbs way up!
| Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Deep Ace Thinks | [ Reply to This ]

I just read stolie's 'Going Down' - and then saw this in her faves...

What a day this is turning out to be :)

I have a feeling I will have trouble returning to my oh-so-serious research project :)))

All the best,

| Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Katia | [ Reply to This ]
  Jeez Dave, U got more balls than me! Cleverly done, my man, no escaping the delight behind this one! Very tongue in cheek! (LOL)
be happy
| Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by wewak11 | [ Reply to This ]

yee-haw! bout time theres a poem on here for this...and a man not afraid to talk about it! what a giver you are! LOL

this is a hilarious XXX take on Dr. Seuse...too funny!

| Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ]
  Lol. Wonderful, Ben. You brought a whole new light to something that isn't touched upon much. You always have delightful poems, although you're right about this not being for young ones. I'm speechless, and holding back a smirk here. Have a great and wonderful day!

Arianna Marie
| Posted on 2005-05-10 00:00:00 | by Areinaka | [ Reply to This ]
  ballsy.ill give ya that.variety is the spice of life ill say.this was a cool surprise.
ok with the word scheme.not a very common subject in the poetic field
scratch that,just protrayed differently
as all can be
wes all toyysruss
| Posted on 2005-05-08 00:00:00 | by toyysruss | [ Reply to This ]
  I dont really think this poem is funny. I dont think its very well written. the only reason why i even checked it out is because cunning linguists are a bad assed [censored] underground group so get with it-write about something that's real-


key wester
| Posted on 2005-05-07 00:00:00 | by Key Wester | [ Reply to This ]

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