"DeadnDreaming of a Vancrown"
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One longwinterday LamemansTerms was working dilegently on his concentration, as the piece he was writing seemed to Mr. Fizzle away. But nansofast this is LamemansTerms we’re talking about, he has wethered every stormofbliss and looked exquisitedeath right in the eye and said i bleed ink. I am one of the Elite. I am LamemansTerms and I have spoken.     LamemansTerms wasn’t the type to shmuzzelle around about something like this. He would finish that piece. He simply wouldn’t sit back and let someone else wear that, oh so coveted Vancrown that every poet so desired. Then a little silentwhisper in L.t's head said “aren’t you thirsty?". So L.t went to find something cold to wet his whistle. When he was met by a lone, most unworthy juicebox machine, hustling an assortment of flavors from 1979 like pinurplepassion, purplesun24 and something called pennyroyaltea. He just stood there deepinthought just unspokendream(er)-ing of Kurt Cobain and how choice an ice cold brtew would taste right about now….when suddenly out of the corner of his babyblue-soo2 he sees his friend Tinasha carrying a bucket of St.paulie d Girls on ice. LamemansTerms cries out “I must be deadndreaming ”No Tinasha replies you’re LamemansTerms silly". L.t was thanking his lucky C.Starr's to have a friend like that. To make it up to her L.t bought her a magnicat to hang on her refrigerator, plus she loved cats. He also picked her bunches of wild magnolias. They were in season ya know.     Later that evening LamemansTerms ConScribed the most pestiferous bit of writing not seen by mere mortals in centurys. But LamemansTerms did not win the coveted Vancrown (deadndreaming did). When LamemansTerms was asked how he felt about his efforts going un-noticed, L.t replied ahhhhh the judges are tight ass, big jer-k-offs-anyway. And besides I am only Hanuman. To which Tinasha replies No, you’re LameMansTerms right, I am LamemansTerms Thanking all of you --you know who you are for writing the way you do and helping me re-write my wrongs all the way through     Sincerely,       lamemansterms

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