One longwinterday LamemansTerms was working dilegently on his concentration, as the piece he was writing seemed to Mr. Fizzle away. But nansofast this is LamemansTerms we’re talking about, he has wethered every stormofbliss and looked exquisitedeath right in the eye and said i bleed ink. I am one of the Elite. I am LamemansTerms and I have spoken.
LamemansTerms wasn’t the type to shmuzzelle around about something like this. He would finish that piece. He simply wouldn’t sit back and let someone else wear that, oh so coveted Vancrown that every poet so desired. Then a little silentwhisper in L.t's head said “aren’t you thirsty?". So L.t went to find something cold to wet his whistle. When he was met by a lone, most unworthy juicebox machine, hustling an assortment of flavors from 1979 like pinurplepassion, purplesun24 and something called pennyroyaltea. He just stood there deepinthought just unspokendream(er)-ing of Kurt Cobain and how choice an ice cold brtew would taste right about now….when suddenly out of the corner of his babyblue-soo2 he sees his friend Tinasha carrying a bucket of St.paulie d Girls on ice. LamemansTerms cries out “I must be deadndreaming ”No Tinasha replies you’re LamemansTerms silly". L.t was thanking his lucky C.Starr's to have a friend like that. To make it up to her L.t bought her a magnicat to hang on her refrigerator, plus she loved cats. He also picked her bunches of wild magnolias. They were in season ya know.
Later that evening LamemansTerms
ConScribed the most pestiferous bit of writing not seen by mere mortals in centurys. But LamemansTerms did not win the coveted Vancrown (deadndreaming did). When LamemansTerms was asked how he felt about his efforts going un-noticed, L.t replied ahhhhh the judges are tight ass, big jer-k-offs-anyway. And besides I am only Hanuman. To which Tinasha replies No, you’re LameMansTerms
right, I am LamemansTerms
Thanking all of you --you know who you are
for writing the way you do
and helping me re-write my wrongs
all the way through
| I read this because both of the two you mentioned in the title have help me along the way. I must say this is truely unique it all works and I've read most of those you mentioned so it was a pleasant reminder. You truely take on difficult tasks. That acrosstic than this. I don't have patients for that kind of strucure this is amazing. peace||| Posted on 2006-04-25 00:00:00 | by shaman | [ Reply to This ] || ROFL... Yet again... and continually, you rock!... :)|
And apparently, I can't just say that, the spooky juju in the machine says it's too complimentary so... your armpits smells when you sweat and forget to shower... there, I've offset the compliment with something less complimentary... is that acceptable, computer juju?
|| Posted on 2005-11-29 00:00:00 | by jer | [ Reply to This ] || oh, I forgot, is that a guitar behind you? and this is a lame question for you; what is a vancrown?xo lilham||| Posted on 2005-07-21 00:00:00 | by pioneerheart | [ Reply to This ] || well, it looks like you pulled it off lamemans terms. it was amusing to see where you would go with this. when vicious pernicious & I went to the Coachella Fest., we wrote something with this style using the nine inch nails and friends. It was fun to read, it definitely reminded me of the time we had . I felt your creativity peaked here and can only go "higher". by the way, in case, I forgot to mention thank you for commenting on disciple. xo lilham||| Posted on 2005-07-21 00:00:00 | by pioneerheart | [ Reply to This ] || LMAO! Damn, LT...that was great! I do love a good play on words, but you didn't just play-you took Boardwalk and Parkplace, shoved 'em down the Shoots and up the Ladders, then sunk the Battleship!|
Thanks for the mention, Hun. You really made my day! ^_^ You know we love ya- Thanks for being so Lame!
|| Posted on 2005-05-30 00:00:00 | by I_Bleed_Ink | [ Reply to This ] || Thanks for the mention. Looks like I just made it before the gate closed. If I might be so presumptuous as to comment on your choice of vocabulary, I don't really think "only" and "Hanuman" would ever sound right in the same sentence together! Have a nice day.||| Posted on 2005-05-29 00:00:00 | by hanuman | [ Reply to This ] || Hey Mike, sorry I have been so busy lately. THis is awesome, you must have a good memory I couldn't have remembered all thosenames while thinkning up a storline, thats talent. I/we appreciate your writing as much as you appreciate ours, take care man.|
|| Posted on 2005-05-29 00:00:00 | by UnspokenDreamer | [ Reply to This ] || thankyou! eh, u left out cyanide! oh well|
Still, I never expected you to write about all of us. It's nice to know that you care about us too.
|| Posted on 2005-05-27 00:00:00 | by shmuzzelle | [ Reply to This ] || hahahahha...|
you're hilarious man! a great writer, and an incredibly sweet person! I really enjoyed this piece, it was so clever and oh so witty, really brought a much needed smile to my face. Oh and thanks for asking me to check it out too! I loved that little msg, and I hurried right along, I thought it was like about Cobain or something lol, and then it was but then it wasnt-and I'm truly flattred to have been included in this-hahaha! Makes me feel like part of one big commune family this is a definite fave of mine to be sure. This kicksass! anything but lame! ;)
|| Posted on 2005-05-27 00:00:00 | by pennyroyal tea | [ Reply to This ] || this is a cool dedication to elite my friend...i enjoyed it immensely...this was well thought out and probably very fun to write...and i'm sure the tightassed big jerkoffs know who they are...lol|
|| Posted on 2005-05-27 00:00:00 | by pestiferous | [ Reply to This ] || this is just great! thanks for pointing me in the direction. i think i'll like hanging out on the 'frig, a magnet cat... it's always a joy to see dedications here from one poet to another.. or others as the case may be. thanks for the laugh and good feelings!|
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by magnicat | [ Reply to This ] || woohoo...hey lame baby...i see my name is in there... that rocks...i love this its awesome...you rock...the whole thing rocks ...very creative storrrryyyyyyyy...love you purps||| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by purplesun24 | [ Reply to This ] || F*ckin ya... this is way cool. i love the way you put all our names together to tell this little story. and using all the names of people who are truly insprirational...excluding myself of course. thanks for the mention and for letting me know about this one...it's gotta be a fav...well just because it has to be. |
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by C. Starr | [ Reply to This ] || (laughing uncontrollably) you are so crazy! but i am so flattered that you have included me in this piece. another creative piece that reaches out to those who reach out to you. Thank you for that. i've enjoyed reading all you write. keep it up||| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by Tinasha | [ Reply to This ] || Supper! Man you know I can alway come to your sight for a laugh or a smile or something better than whatever it was before. You are a talented S-O-BE-ATCH ! Thanx for the shout out man that was real. YOu showed alot of love and respect to me and the others you've mentioned. You reminded me of some other writers i have not checked in on in a while (like Vancrown and Deadenddreaming and others)|
Anyway, My piece is called "Pretend it's candy (sic with her) not Taste Like candy. And there is two versions (Pretend its candy is one and Pretend it's Candy (sic with her is the other ) I like the later better but your boy V.C, likes the original. WHat do you think? THen there is Eyes full of tears. I'm gonna have to write you a litte props piece now. I'll knock your brownish-gray socks off with mine.
aka Deez Nuts in yo' mouth
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by spoken | [ Reply to This ] || Well, lame there is nansofaster than you when it comes to composing about the merry gangsters here at elite. Wow, it's a cool story too, I love the wordplay..goof that I AM. I love the drink names and that dead now has the van crown. Too, you've solved the mystery of why I am so attracted to my girl..she has a magnicat personality (being that she's a magnet on your fridge). Silly me, I had not idea!|
Thanks for the honor and taking time to do this.
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by nansofast | [ Reply to This ] || I AM wild and I loved it when you picked me. Ohhhhh yesssssssssssssss. Now put me in a vase of something wet and cool me off you dirty boy! |
This is a nice tribute sweet Mike. I am blushing that you have included me. I am trying to catch up on my commenting. I have a new puppy though and it is like having a friggin' baby.
many kisses from mags- talk soon.
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by Magnolia | [ Reply to This ] || LMFAO!|
this was too cute! i also adore many referenced people from your piece, and just wanted to stick in my two cents...toooo great!
it is rather amazing how you can meet some truly great people here, and form bonds on a mutual love...i know i have...thanks for the reminder!
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by stolie77 | [ Reply to This ] || Hahahahahaa! Wow, dude . . . I don't have the words. Does anybody mind if I call this a creative, "super-dooper" unique piece of writing? I wanted to point out, I only let DnD wear my Vancrown because it's free advertising for me! |
Very clever and the title's not half-bad, you know? It might be a little too long . . . hahahhahaaaaa! <sorry, D>.
Thanks for making my day, bro.
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by Vancrown | [ Reply to This ] || Really have to say that this was great...even though my name wasn't in it. Very, and I mean very original. Funny, oh yes. Thank you, oh thank you for the enjoyable read. Besides, how would you incorporate my name into anything. Thank you for a great laugh...I think you earned the "Vancrown" on this one.|
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by lenotoire | [ Reply to This ] || HOORAH! I love it. It's so [censored] original. It seems like some of the names don't work too WELL, but o' WELL. I like this peice a lot and I'm honored to be listed amongst the names. This brings ease to my heart and I'm glad you wrote it because I honestly think you are the only person who could ever think up such a crazy peice. This is so cool, definitely a favorite. |
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by ConScribe | [ Reply to This ] || well, this is very creative and fun. I am honored with the references you made to me and including me in the title. I don't know what else to say. Very creative, obviously a lot of thought put into it...It's hard not to enjoy reading this...the story was fun, the concept was fun...I love it. |
I especially loved "jer"k...that was hilarious. Just great my man.
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by deadndreaming | [ Reply to This ] || I really liked this piece..it was very creative. I dont think that I could have ever come up with anything like this...and of course, I love the fact that my name came first in this..lol|
You are such a great writer and I love reading it alll...I wish that i were as talented as you.
you should stop by and leave me some comments one of these days.
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by longwinterdays | [ Reply to This ] || hahahahahaha...|
very nice... I am so flattered to appear in your poem, after all I am a newbie.
Gave me a good laugh, very well written in a light and funny way...
and L.T. Thank you ;) and am gonna quote:
"Thanking [...] you [...]
for writing the way you do,
and being the person you are."
|| Posted on 2005-05-25 00:00:00 | by babyblue002 | [ Reply to This ] || thank you for your mention of me in your creative endevor.|
being over looked is one of my few complexes as well as misunderstood, and you cared for both here.
also thanks for your comment on my throw-up scribe"paulie d"
to answer some of your q s,
no i am not on drugs
i am having computer trouble
waiting for a much needed new laptop
i am fine while i await for certification schooling in personal training
then have hopes of school,for phycology.
in the meantime i do check in periodicly
and i have a 20 minute reading to prepare for here in new york to a unknow audience of interlects
till i can participate fully once again,
great love and admiration
|| Posted on 2005-06-05 00:00:00 | by paulie d | [ Reply to This ] || hahahahahahahahaha...|
this was grrrreeat. i am assuming the purplepassion reference was for moi, although i am p[in]urple hehe. man i havent been around in quite some time and i must say damn i have missed L.T.
Nehoo I am honored so thanks so much and I giggled my ass off reading it. You rock...and I will be catching up soon on your reads.
|| Posted on 2005-06-05 00:00:00 | by pinurplepassion | [ Reply to This ] || Lol :) I've seen a couple of people try this awhile back, but this was cool the way you did it :) Plus mixing in all those user names is a great way to get comments :P :P :P :P|
Great, fun, write :P
StWWWWWWWWW <oops, lazy w :)>
|| Posted on 2005-06-08 00:00:00 | by Stwcjj | [ Reply to This ] || awwwww...thanks for the mention babe. glad to know i was there with my erotic verses while you were wacking away at your...computer? LOL. anyway, this was really cute. thanks man. youre truly one of the greats...Lacy||| Posted on 2005-06-13 00:00:00 | by deepinthought | [ Reply to This ] || Hehe, |
although I'm not popular enough around here to be mentioned in anyone's poems, this was delightful. Made me smile. Alia's my right-hand man...
girl. Plus, she's psychotic, which makes me feel better about my own weirdness.
Mmkay, now I'm just rambling. I've been wanting to read this for ages,
but I'm quite the
Thanks for a good one,
|| Posted on 2005-06-16 00:00:00 | by poetofthenight | [ Reply to This ] |