Description: Ok, It's been awhile since I've posted something new, and although I've been working on lots o' stuff, this damn bastard keeps dropping things on my head, making me lose my concentration :(
Bareny, The Chaos Gnome! -------------------------------------------
Beware the Guiness drinking Chaos Gnome,
He lurks above your bed.
He hides atop the ceiling tiles,
then drops them on your head.
With a MUHAHA and an impish grin,
he sips upon his ale.
He does a little Irish jig,
then bites your kitty's tail!
Though Barney's not a Leprechaun,
(his pot is filled with mold?)
Frosted Lucky Charms he eats,
or at least that's what I'm told.
And although these lines seem cheezy
(at least I got to post!)
Invite this guy to your bachelor party,
He'll gladly be the host :) :) (YEEHAW!!!)
MUWAHAHA! The Chaos Gnome rides again! Don't u hate iy when they throw their empty ale bottles at your gnoggin! Blast em!
Ver funny and a great way to start my work day after a holiday! I stole some of his beer though this weekend that damn crazy gnome! he he he Love,Peace,Joy!
yeah, that's cute...not sure where it came from, but it came from a great place* sometimes we see things we shouldn't and then they just haunt us until we go insane! ok anyway i'm babbling so i'll go now. good to see you posting though ;)
YEEHAW! Did someone have a little too much Irish gin over the weekend? Seeing a gnome on the ceiling and all that? LOL. All kidding aside, this is a great write. I really enjoyed reading it and getting a chuckle out of it. You did good. And I knew it was "something" eating up all my Lucky Charms.. now I know what.
HeHe. OMG. That is so cool. I just imagine this little Irish dude dancing about the ceiling with like a green top hat and his eyes crossed. Cute. This is the first thing that has made me smile today. Congradultions. You made me smile. ^_^ Very cool. Keep up the happy stuff. *punkrockchic629*
Hahaha! Nice and crazy, and as you say, at least you got to post! There is nowhere near enough comedy posted, and I despair because of it. Well done, you'll brighten a few people's days up with this one.
hehe, this was a nice little post. it definitely made me laugh. hey, sometimes writing for the hell of it works out better than you think it will. mm... lucky charms. ...bb...
OKay...very cute...and silly. I like the first few lines more than the rest. and i like personally prefer Newcastle to Guiness but whatever...still as you said...at least you got to post.
You are a mess! You have a great comic mind. I love reading your comic pieces. They always give me a smile. Let's see here...*pulls out calendar* I'm planning on BBQ'n next Sunday...can you see if Barney can attend. I would hate to have a dull party...
Submission Name: Bareny, The Chaos Gnome!
