Description: Ok, It's been awhile since I've posted something new, and although I've been working on lots o' stuff, this damn bastard keeps dropping things on my head, making me lose my concentration :(
Bareny, The Chaos Gnome! -------------------------------------------
Beware the Guiness drinking Chaos Gnome,
He lurks above your bed.
He hides atop the ceiling tiles,
then drops them on your head.
With a MUHAHA and an impish grin,
he sips upon his ale.
He does a little Irish jig,
then bites your kitty's tail!
Though Barney's not a Leprechaun,
(his pot is filled with mold?)
Frosted Lucky Charms he eats,
or at least that's what I'm told.
And although these lines seem cheezy
(at least I got to post!)
Invite this guy to your bachelor party,
He'll gladly be the host :) :) (YEEHAW!!!)
yeah, that's cute...not sure where it came from, but it came from a great place* sometimes we see things we shouldn't and then they just haunt us until we go insane! ok anyway i'm babbling so i'll go now. good to see you posting though ;)
YEEHAW! Did someone have a little too much Irish gin over the weekend? Seeing a gnome on the ceiling and all that? LOL. All kidding aside, this is a great write. I really enjoyed reading it and getting a chuckle out of it. You did good. And I knew it was "something" eating up all my Lucky Charms.. now I know what.
HeHe. OMG. That is so cool. I just imagine this little Irish dude dancing about the ceiling with like a green top hat and his eyes crossed. Cute. This is the first thing that has made me smile today. Congradultions. You made me smile. ^_^ Very cool. Keep up the happy stuff. *punkrockchic629*
Hahaha! Nice and crazy, and as you say, at least you got to post! There is nowhere near enough comedy posted, and I despair because of it. Well done, you'll brighten a few people's days up with this one.
You are a mess! You have a great comic mind. I love reading your comic pieces. They always give me a smile. Let's see here...*pulls out calendar* I'm planning on BBQ'n next Sunday...can you see if Barney can attend. I would hate to have a dull party...