Crapola by Ratmeat

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Submission Name: Crapola dots

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Author:	Ratmeat
ASL Info:	25/M/Los Angeles
Elite Ratio:	3.33 - 200/222/61
Words:	101

Class/Type:	Misc/Misc
Total Views:	307
Average Vote:	3.0000
Bytes:	737

Description:
what you see is what you get

Crapola

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sick of grammer and all that matter
judgment of character and class
billowed buttholes on mighty
thrones of lead
or plastic instead
indisposed from rhym and verse
Contradiction at it's worst
or better yet maybe at it's unworst
Hate is what I conjure
Red is what I spread
I'm searching for a Cliche
Or maybe just something that
rhymes with spread
How about dead?
Perfect
Don't like roads of gravel
especially one ways
and the safe yellow rectangles
preventing offpathiness
Yeah so what
I know it's not a word
But what if it was?
And why not?

Submitted on 2005-06-02 03:07:08 Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  hello again Mr meat. i had to come back to this funny ass poem i really missed it. ha ha still funny as hell. its going on my favs now i want to read it when i need a good laugh. thanks, mike:)
| Posted on 2005-08-06 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
  WhOOt! No old is this poem exactly what im am thinking each and every day, but is has words and phrases that i use too! like crapola and offpathiness (yes, i have used it before). my favorite line:

Hate is what I conjure
Red is what I spread

i don't know, they just are my favorite.
i am adding your poem to my favs list.
good job!
-Jessica
| Posted on 2005-06-02 00:00:00 | by ShatteredGlass | [ Reply to This ]
  well, i almost didn't read this because of the title "crapola. no I'm lying, I really did want to read it, just because of the fact it said crapola.

sick of grammer and all that matter
judgment of character and class
billowed buttholes on mighty
thrones of lead
or plastic instead
indisposed from rhym and verse
(rhyme by the way)...

favorite part...

I call everyone a butthole
| Posted on 2005-06-02 00:00:00 | by BenevolantWords | [ Reply to This ]
  very funny poem, ratmeat, you have me laughing my ass off! I like your twisted humor. no knit pickings of course have to keep in theme with the poem. :)
| Posted on 2005-06-04 00:00:00 | by inspirit999 | [ Reply to This ]
  Holy [censored] this was [censored]in funny! i luv ur poems, i like ur taste ur my type of man!, but notin that way, just like as a friendly kinda way... anyways this was funny as crap! holy [censored] total my favorite!
I sta ru,
Amber
-suicidalchld51-
| Posted on 2005-07-19 00:00:00 | by Suicidalchild51 | [ Reply to This ]

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