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Someone said my poems aren't funny.
"Well," I said, "You smell like my bunny!"
Aw, damn. My nose is runny.
I'm gonna go grab a tissue, so wait a bit.
My next poem will be a great hit!
Now, I gotta go pop this zit...
Ow! That effin hurt!
The puss is all over my shirt!
Damn it once, damn it twice.
I will not damn it thrice.
Instead, I'm gonna beat the crap out of it.
Beat it so bad, its mom is gonna shit!
Wait, wasn't i talking about a zit?
This poem sucks,
I think I'm gonna quit.
Someone save me from this nightmare of shame.
My titles will never have a name!
Now I'm off to play some video games.
| hmm.. wow.. this one is even slightly more random than the others.. I like the second line "Well," I said, "You smell like my bunny!" and i like Damn it once, damn it twice.|
I will not damn it thrice. the part about the zit is pretty gross.. but anyways I should just leave you a bunch of comments so I can lower your percentage.. j/p I wouldn't do that.. so.. uh.. interesting, yeah.
|| Posted on 2005-06-23 00:00:00 | by confusing myslf | [ Reply to This ] |