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I am a sexy grandmother

Author: confusing myslf
ASL Info:    14/f/WA
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Tehe. We're doing a poem unit in english, and we had to use a particular format. I was bored, so I made one up. ((I didn't actually turn this in though))

I am a sexy grandmother

I am a sexy grandmother.
I wonder when I'll finally die.
I hear nothing without my hearing aids.
I see my sagging wrinkled skin in the mirror.
I want my children to visit me every once in awhile.
I am a sexy grandmother.

I pretend that I'm young by dating younger men.
I feel like a dead buffalo.
I worry that I'm already dead, and don't know it.
I cry when I forget to take my pills.
I am a sexy grandmother.

I understand nothing about this generation.
I say things like, "back in my day".
I dream of doing the baywatch run on the beach... nude.
I try to control my overactive bladder.
I hope that you enjoyed this poem because...
I AM. A sexy grandmother.

Submitted on 2005-06-16 16:40:27     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  lol.that was great.i loved it i have never in my life seen anything like that...i had to add it my fav.i hope you dont mind
| Posted on 2005-06-26 00:00:00 | by endmypain | [ Reply to This ]
  Lmfao! I saw the title of this poem and HAD to...abslutly HAD it.It's's funny a good way to have fun.But,I think it's kinda mean though.I did like it,over all.
| Posted on 2005-06-16 00:00:00 | by ArtichokeMosher | [ Reply to This ]
  funny from one to the other. as an older person
i got laugh at this especially comeing from a 14 year old girl good one and good sence of humor
| Posted on 2005-06-16 00:00:00 | by littlepoet | [ Reply to This ]

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